In news that will utterly shock you, baseball's king of decency and humanity, Jose Canseco, has reportedly been busted at the US/Mexico border down near San Diego while attempting to bring steroids back into the country. David Vassegh of KLAC-AM in Los Angeles reported that Canseco "was recently detained at the U.S.-Mexico border near San Diego by Federal authorities for alleged possession of steroids."
If you're wondering what in the heck Canseco is doing taking steroids, well, he's training for another boxing match. You may remember he got his butt handed to him by a former Eagles player a few months back in a celebrity boxing match.
I swear, this guy probably juices before getting off his couch to go to the can.
But here's the hilarious news, aside from the fact that Canseco could wind up in a Mexican jail. The steroid that Canseco was attempting to bring into the States? HCG, or human choronic gonadotropin. Why's that funny? It's funny because HCG is frequently used "during and after steroid cycles to maintain and restore testicular size."
Man, this guy is classic. Just when you think he can't sink any lower, he somehow finds a way to do it. Enjoy your stay in Mexico, Jose.
Canseco detained at Mexican border for steroids [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
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