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6/28/08
Justin Gimelstob Calls Anna Kournikova A Butterface
We Agree, Her Face Is A 5 Out Of 10
Either their are a lot of 'bitches' and 'sexpots' on the women's tennis tour, or Justin Gimelstob got shot down an awful lot during his 12-career. As always, the answer lies somewhere in the middle. However, growing up in the tennis club environment, it doesn't take much imagination to believe the current United States Association of Tennis Professionals Director.

I'm not sure what provoked Gimelstob but he went on an extended rant about many of the current women's tennis professionals, chief among them was Anna Kournikova.
"She's a bitch... Hate's a very strong word. I just despise her to the maximum level just below hate.
Asked if he'd ever have a rendezvous with the 27-year-old Russian model.
"Definitely not. I have no attraction to her because she's such a douche. I really have no interest in her ... I wouldn't mind having my younger brother, who's a kind of a stud, nail her and then reap the benefits of that. She has a great body but her face is a five (out of ten)."
Hard to disagree with Gimelstob, I'll be honest, but unless he was repeatedly provoked, this kind of statement is out of line for an American official of the ATP.

He is due to play against Kournikova in a mixed doubles exhibition match next month, and offered a few more beauties while saying he would be serving to hit her hard with the ball in the midriff.
'If she's not crying by the time she walks off the court then I did not do my job.'
HIYO! Wow. If Gimelstob's goal is to draw attention to this match, then he did his job. Otherwise, it probably would have been a good opportunity to stick a racket in his mouth after his first few offerings.

Justin also called out several other current tennis players, but I'll let you enjoy those observations at the link. Accurate observations or do you think he got turned down as frequently as he lost tennis matches?

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If she is a 5 then I wanna meet the girls he thinks are 8's and higher.
 
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Anna Kournikova might be a bitch? Man, i'm stunned.

And by stunned, I mean not shocked in the least.
 
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If she is a 5 then I wanna meet the girls he thinks are 8's and higher.
 
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I hope she SERVES his balls on a platter.....and now I have a reason to watch a tennis match....

 
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I hope she stays away from playing tennis altogether. she was never a good athlete, she just looked good in the skirts. but who really cares about womens tennis anyway? right?
 
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she is ugly shee is 0 out of 0
 
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Gimelstob is a tool.

 
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(Edited 06/30/08 9:48AM by JSTheSwan)

A Five!...a Zero!...Are you kidding me!... ...Ok, Ok, so beauty is a purely subjective opinion and everybody’s consideration on that matter is, well, subjectively 100% correct; and I suppose the same can be said about ones opinion of another’s athletic ability. However, as a fan of Anna Kournikova, I would offer the following facts as proof that Anna Kournikova was and is indeed an athlete.

Junior European Champion at age 14

Ranked #8 in the world women’s singles (2000)

Ranked #1 in the world women’s doubles (1999)

Are there additional accolades and mentionable awards?…Absolutely! So, why then did tennis lose a solid competitor and a potential star? The answer is two fold and simple: injuries and capitalism. During her injury ridden nine year career she amassed approximately $4 Million in earnings. During the same period she earned nearly 20 times that amount modeling…(Of course, only to those of us who think she is a slight bit more attractive than a zero or a five???)

So her focus became divided and tennis lost out…Maria Sharapova, Ana Ivanovic and others are now going through similar challenges…Did modeling distract their performances at this years Wimbledon? Maria embarrassed herself and Ana played like she was feeling pressure for the first time…I apologize for my digression… the point here is this…Anna Kournikova is indeed an athlete.

 
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I've never even heard of this idiot until this blog...what a way to get attention
 
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never mind if she's a 5 out of 10 or what ever what i want to know is her boob's real cause they look fake to me
 
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Cover up her face though, and she looks good.

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