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7/12/08
Kid Drinks Beer At Cubs Game
Even The Kids Are Drunk At Wrigley



I don't know what's going on with kids, beer and baseball these days, but they're becoming a dangerous mix.

Just a few days ago we had Corey Hart's daughter get totally drenched with beer, preparing her for a future as an alcoholic. And now we have this kid knocking back a cold one with Pops at Wrigley from yesterday's game (courtesy of Home Run Derby).

But in all honesty, shouldn't this country chill out a bit in regards to its stance on drinking? I mean, you can be shipped off to a foreign land and get killed at 18, but you can't drink. That makes about as much sense as any episode of Lost.

Anyway, at least when this kid dies of cirrhosis of the liver at age 15 he'll have a cemetery waiting for him.
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7/12/08
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bostons_irishmike wrote:
Is sclerosis of the liver a new disease.
"Sclerosis of the liver causes the inability of the liver to process and metabolize the female hormone and it causes the imbalance of male and female hormone and impotence."

That's what it actually is. I meant to say cirrhosis of the liver. But let's pretend he just goes impotent. That's actually probably funnier.

7/12/08
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Was this the kid that got hit by the ball?


7/12/08
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Anthonyg7575 wrote:

Was this the kid that got hit by the ball?

No. This kid decided to hurt his brain by drinking instead.

7/12/08
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Eh, video was taken down. Good thing though, because slander = no bueno.

7/12/08
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Eric wrote:
Eh, video was taken down. Good thing though, because slander = no bueno.
Video back up. Let the lawsuit for slander commence again.

7/12/08
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100%InjuryRate wrote:
Video back up. Let the lawsuit for slander commence again.
I've been threatened with a lawsuit for slander before. Because I simply said someone in HS smoked, on a message board. Not pretty when you get a call from a lawyer demanding that you take something down.

7/12/08
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Is sclerosis of the liver a new disease.

7/12/08
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bostons_irishmike wrote:
Is sclerosis of the liver a new disease.
"Sclerosis of the liver causes the inability of the liver to process and metabolize the female hormone and it causes the imbalance of male and female hormone and impotence."

That's what it actually is. I meant to say cirrhosis of the liver. But let's pretend he just goes impotent. That's actually probably funnier.

7/12/08
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If the cops weren't there first...

7/13/08
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Eric wrote:
I've been threatened with a lawsuit for slander before. Because I simply said someone in HS smoked, on a message board. Not pretty when you get a call from a lawyer demanding that you take something down.
You can say anything you want on the Internet, slander laws don't apply.

7/13/08
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100%InjuryRate wrote:
"Sclerosis of the liver causes the inability of the liver to process and metabolize the female hormone and it causes the imbalance of male and female hormone and impotence."

That's what it actually is. I meant to say cirrhosis of the liver. But let's pretend he just goes impotent. That's actually probably funnier.
try again its psoriasis.go back to drinking.

7/14/08
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(Edited by Eric)
Jon wrote:
You can say anything you want on the Internet, slander laws don't apply.
Of course they don't. I meant Libel... Not slander. And yes, Libel would normally apply to this situation. But, what I forgot was that since this was a public broadcast of the game, it wouldn't be prosecutable.

If it was just someone at the game with the video camera to make home videos, it would be libel and the video maker could be taken to court.

 
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