Kimbo Slice Boxing Machine Arcade Game

See If You Can Beat Seth Petruzelli's High Score Of 14 Seconds On The Kimbo Boxing Machine

1/12/09 in MMA   |   Pat   |   5229 respect

I have no idea what the fascination is with Kimbo Slice, but it still continues. He was never a legit fighter, and now that he's less than a month from his 35th birthday, it's pretty much a guarantee that they never will be.

Prime Time Amusements is clearly thinking that Kimbo is still a money maker, because they're selling this incredibly awesome Team Kimbo Boxing Machine.

This life sized arcade game features Kimbo Slice, and allows players to match up their speed and strength against one of the best glass jaws in semi-pro MMA.

If you really want to fight Kimbo, you can probably just find him somewhere on the streets of Miami and wave a $50 bill in front of his face. Well... now that he's a little more famous, it might take $100 or so to get him to fight. He's a little less desperate than he used to be.

But if you want to get the experience of fighting Kimbo, this is definitely the way to go. The game allows you to test your skills for an entire round, but if you're anything like Seth Petruzelli, you should be able to beat the game in about 14 seconds. In case you didn't see the fight, that's the high score for this game.

Here are a couple more angles, for further evaluation:


And in case you need a bit more of a challenge, I suggest the McDonalds version. Grimace might be able to give you a bit more competition than Kimbo "14 Seconds" Slice.
 


For a $1.00 in change you can punch Kimbo Slice [HungLoDojo]
Team Kimbo Boxing Machine [PTA]
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1/12/09   |   Michael_Luchies   |   17 respect

The Grimace one is awesome!  I would love a Skip Bayless 1st & Ten Knockout, and maybe a TKO T.O. knockout game.

1/12/09   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

Grimace wants a piece of Kimbo Slice.

1/12/09   |     |   6 respect

so are you saying fighting Kimbo is closely related to fighting the Hamburgler

1/12/09   |     |   2 respect

I'm willing to do a little experiment in the name of scientific research. If someone sends me $100, I will go wave it around in Miami and see if Kimbo shows up. If not, then i'll go drink a lot of Three Olives Cherry and Red Bull.

1/12/09   |  

I can't understand why companys are still marketing this chump. He never really was a legit MMA fighter because all of his fights were "set ups"  with fighters who would just do stand up because Kimbo had no ground game. Kimbo must have a good agent to be able to still make money after his brief MMA career is over for good.  Maybe Don King should promote him next.  ONLY IN AMERICA!!!!!!!!

1/12/09   |  

And if you call now we'll throw in a free Italian guy with pink hair that'll knock you out with a short jab!!! Operators are standing by!

1/12/09   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

seems we have an image server problem. I can see these pictures, but it seems you cannot.