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5/28/08
Kristen Bell Wants A Stanley Cup Sponge Bath
OK, I'm Now A Hockey Fan
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I'm often asked what it would take for me to become an NHL fan. My answer usually goes one of two ways: a) nothing or b) all other sports cease to exist.

I'd like to change my stance.

In an interview with NHL.com this week, the beautiful Miss Kristen Bell, a huge hockey fan, was asked what she would do with the Stanley Cup for one day:
"I would start by eating an entire box of Fruity Pebbles out of it. Then I'd take an afternoon sponge bath in it. Then I'd retro fit it with handles and make it into a Stanley Cup handbag."
Kristen Bell + Fruity Pebbles + Sponge Bath = I love hockey. Good Lord Stanley.

This was all good news for Detroit Red Wings fans, who Bell adores, until she broke out this admission:
"Chris Osgood was my first crush. Brad Pitt be damned, he had nothing on Osgood's rookie skill and sad eyes. There was actually a day in high school when I wrote on a name tag 'Mrs. Osgood' and wore it the whole day. I really thought we were perfect for each other. I'd love to meet him and probably apologize that things never worked out."
Sorry Hockeytown, Osgood doesn't stand a chance tonight if he catches word of this.
It's taken me two games, but I'll be watching the rest of the Stanley Cup Finals with visions of Kristen Bell sponge bath dancing in my head. Go Red Wings or something like that.

Actress Kristen Bell pulling for Detroit [NHL.com]
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5/28/08
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I have heard of 2 girls One CUp...but this may take on an entire different meaning

5/28/08
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I stand by my post on this thread.

 

I'm all for her having the Cup for a day - as long as there are plenty of pictures.


5/28/08
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(Sponge) bathe her, and bring her to my tent.

5/28/08
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Well, FanIQ seems to have Dan Patrick or his staff as a reader, as this story and a couple others straight from today's "Best of the Web" made it right on his airwaves this morning.


5/28/08
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Chachi_Azzhola wrote:

Well, FanIQ seems to have Dan Patrick or his staff as a reader, as this story and a couple others straight from today's "Best of the Web" made it right on his airwaves this morning.

Dan Patrick still has a radio show?

5/28/08
11
I have heard of 2 girls One CUp...but this may take on an entire different meaning

5/28/08
1

Even if they gave Kristen Bell the Cup for a day, the NHL would screw it up so no one would see it.


5/28/08
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Boski93 wrote:

Even if they gave Kristen Bell the Cup for a day, the NHL would screw it up so no one would see it.

what? it would be on Versus

5/28/08
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derms33 wrote:
what? it would be on Versus
Nice.  Very nice.

5/28/08
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derms33 wrote:
I have heard of 2 girls One CUp...but this may take on an entire different meaning
you are sick dude

5/28/08
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She starred in the recent Apatow comedy (40 Year Old Virgin, Superbad among his others) Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  In a word, she's luscious.

5/28/08
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I knew I liked Kristen Bell - she's a hockey fan and she crushed on a goalie. Awesome.

5/28/08
1
(Edited by TheBigThree)
I thought 40 Year-Old Virgin was pretty damn funny, but that may be because I think Steve Carell is this generation's Chevy Chase.  I have to say though, Paul Rudd steals every Apatow movie.  For some reason, he plays the "that guy" perfectly.  I mean, absolutely perfectly.  I've heard some people complain about Apatow using the same "adult, vulgar, yet surprisingly insightful" formula for every movie he's produced or overseen, but if it ain't broke, don't fix it, I suppose.  If you haven't seen the new one, it's the same method to the madness.  If it's your cup of tea, you'll like it, but if you're not a fan of his previous work, you'll probably be wasting your money.

On another side note, I came across this picture of Osgood going to blows with Patrick It's Pronounced "Roy," Not "Roy" on Google Images.  Didn't know goaltenders fought.  I suppose that's a quality Ms. Bell would dig.  Too bad Ozzie is, like, 60 year-old.

5/29/08
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thats.........ummmmm..........weird

 
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