Lance Armstrong Pushes Syringe Toting Man To The Ground During Amgen Tour Of California

Lance Armstrong Will Not Tolerate Syringe Toting Idiots On The Side Of The Road

2/22/09 in Cycling   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

While I think Lance Armstrong is pretty awesome for having won the Tour de France seven times, I know he almost certainly cheated in most of them. He's never tested positive for doping or performance-enhancing drugs, but there's a lot of circumstantial evidence out there to suggest that he's never been a clean rider. Not that that's a big deal, since everyone in cycling cheats.

Naturally though, Armstrong is not a fan of people who go out of their way to suggest he may in fact be dirty. Like say this guy below who ran after Armstrong during the Amgen Tour of California, which concludes today.









I tell you, Alex Rodriguez's trainer never rests.

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3/23/09   |   npetropulos

 u r just jealous because u cant be as good as lance LOSER

3/23/09   |   npetropulos

 this guy is a freak and needs to get a life away from the colony

2/23/09   |   dumpsterdave6   |   1 respect

The Bee Girl from the Blind Melon video aged terribly!

2/23/09   |     |   1 respect

Lance is a Class Guy .......

One Word for the guy in the costume is FAIL..


2/23/09   |   radiowave000   |   145 respect

Lance Armstrong, just another bad ass biker

2/23/09   |   Michael_Luchies   |   17 respect

Debi_L wrote:
And this person who is dressed in a yellow and black "bee" costume wants us to believe Lance is someone to be......feared?......pariahed?   locked up? ..made into a pretty little flower to make honey from???
WHATEVER!!! get a life dude.

haha, I agree...but you can't tell me you wouldn't pay this guy to sit behind the Yankees dugout and launch that syringe-spear at A-rod while he was standing in the on-deck circle!

2/23/09   |   Debi_L   |   11284 respect

And this person who is dressed in a yellow and black "bee" costume wants us to believe Lance is someone to be......feared?......pariahed?   locked up? ..made into a pretty little flower to make honey from???
WHATEVER!!! get a life dude.

2/22/09   |   Heyhey1970   |   194 respect

I think the final picture is my favorite.  After the crazy guy falls, he appears to be letting out a kind of primal mascot scream/curse.  That guy looks like John Lovitz in The Wedding Singer.

2/22/09   |   Raider_Dave   |   47 respect

Michael_Luchies wrote:
I made that mistake 2 times to many

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me...I think in that case, there would be a lot more than shame being felt though.

2/22/09   |   Michael_Luchies   |   17 respect

fred77008 wrote:
LOL.  She's a dude.

I made that mistake 2 times to many

2/22/09   |   fred77008   |   17 respect

coolroho wrote:
 she better be happy that syringe didn't go in her

LOL.  She's a dude.

2/22/09   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

wrote:
Man, that was toooo funny, LMAO.  What part of Cali. has snow piles like that?  Seems like alot of cycle racers get busted for some kind of PED and we here in the states would have never heard of cycling if it was not for Greg Lamond....hmmmm was he ever tested? The world may never know because we still don't know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

Probably up in the Sierras, near Tahoe

2/22/09   |   coolroho

 she better be happy that syringe didn't go in her

2/22/09   |   sqwack27

Hey, is that one of the Killer Bee's circa WWF??? Holy crap if your going to chase someone look where th hell you are going!!! This persons other job is streaking at soccer evnts across the globe.....

2/22/09   |   Raider_Dave   |   47 respect

That's a warning for you Dominican Republic & MLB.  Stay off the side of the road!