At some point, LBJ must have realized that he was about to lose the battle with both his hairline AND physics if he kept moving it up his head. There's no way that thing would stay on if he moved it any higher.
So what's the solution? Double-wide headbands, obviously. Busted Coverage offers this view of LeBron's new hairline hider:
In case you doubt the veracity of this, which I did at first, here's another photo straight from the AP, clearly showing LeBron with what appears to either be two headbands sewn together, or one REALLY wide one:
Someone needs to pull LeBron aside and give him a few tips, so I'll go ahead and get it off my chest now.
"King" James, if you want to live up to all of those Michael Jordan comparisons, here's what you need to do:
Step 1: Lose the headband(s) and shave your head. This is NOT a good look.
Step 2: Stop being a pansy and go win a damn Dunk Contest. Don't subject us to more of this nonsense with random bench players.
Step 3: Oh yeah. The rings. Might wanna get started on that soon.