First, Sarah Palin comes out of left field to nab the Republican Vice Presidential nomination. Then Britney Spears makes a triumphant return on the MTV Video Awards. And now this. Lil Wayne has made his debut on ESPN.com with his own blog.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages - the Apocalypse is surely upon us. Take stock of your food supplies, head underground and be sure not come back to the Earth's surface until the Miami Dolphins win the Super Bowl.

OK, back to the blog.

First of all, he's all over the place - which leads me to believe he may have actually written it. His thoughts are as frantic as some of his songs.

I am amused by the fact that he dumped Ben Roethlisberger from his fantasy team......for Kurt Warner. Ouch. In Lil's words he got rid of Big Ben: 'cause he don't look like he's doing nothing any time soon. Had to do it. I picked up Kurt Warner because he has more to prove than Ben. Hey Lil Wayne, here's a newsflash: Kurt Warner has to prove that he can play an entire season in a uniform other than that of St. Louis. Me thinketh you'll be picking up Big Ben before 2009.

Among other things, he's impressed with Aaron Rodgers and his Green Bay Packers. Actually, when you look at his "favorite teams" list, it's pretty amusing. The Packers, the Lakers, the Red Sox, and the Bruins. I'll give him props for the Bruins, as they haven't won anything since he's been alive. But the others? WEAK! Perhaps we should put him to the test with this. Honestly, I'm kind of surprised he's not a Bengals fan.

I'm also not buying that he "expected that the Patriots were not going to be alright, even before the Brady injury." Come on. I will believe that he was hanging on every point in the Federer-Nadal match before I believe that he called the demise of the Patriots before that injury.

So you want to blog like Lil Wayne? Yeah, me too. He may not have won the BET Ringtone of the Year or won Ozone's Trillest Award, but he got a blog on ESPN. So there's got to be something to him. Maybe I can blog like him if I can rap like him.

So here goes:

Yo, I'm the greatest blogger on the Earth, fool. I've got more puns than Michelle Wie's got corporate exemptions. I'm slangin' words like Minnesota Vikings on a cruise ship. It'll take a terabyte to hold my thoughts. I write better fiction than the Kansas City Chiefs playbook.

Yeah, so I skipped a couple of steps. I think you've gotta go through all the steps to make it effective, kind of like AA.

So, perhaps you should add another event to look for before you return to the Earth's surface. Personally, I think the Dolphins may win another Super Bowl before I get featured on the front page of FanIQ again.

Props, Lil Wayne. Keep up the good work.