You always hear about how great it is to watch the Little League World Series, and how these kids are just out there having fun. This one, however, is not really having such a great time. He's nearing the end of his outing on the mound, and after 3 wild pitches and 2 passed balls, he would like to go crawl under a rock somewhere, based on the transcript of his conversation with his coach, which we have here courtesy of Deadspin:
COACH: "Hey, we're going to come up again."
PITCHER: "Is it okay if I just hit this batter?"
COACH: "What? No. No. Are you kidding me? ... Let's get this guy. Come on. We're still in this game. One-run game. You wanna stay in?"
PITCHER: "No."
COACH: "You wanna come out right now?"
PITCHER: "Yes, I do. Can I sit out?"
COACH: "No, you're going to first base."
PITCHER: "Is it okay if I just hit this batter?"
COACH: "What? No. No. Are you kidding me? ... Let's get this guy. Come on. We're still in this game. One-run game. You wanna stay in?"
PITCHER: "No."
COACH: "You wanna come out right now?"
PITCHER: "Yes, I do. Can I sit out?"
COACH: "No, you're going to first base."
Alright, so maybe "the love of the game" is the last thing on this kid's mind right now. But I can't really blame him. The moral of the story is this: It's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. Don't ask your coach if it's ok to hit the next batter... just do it, and then say you're sorry.
Little League Pitcher Would Really Like To Plunk This Next Batter [Deadspin]





















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