Little Leaguer Gets Sucker Punched
Nothing Says 'Great Game' Like A Punch To The Face
Every day we hear stories about how our society is falling apart. Generally speaking, I ignore those stories.
No longer. The apocalypse is officially upon us.
Police in Washington are now investigating a sucker punch thrown by a Little Leaguer at an opponent during the customary end of game hand shaking. Nothing like reaching out your hand for a shake and getting a fist to the mouth instead.
Although the story isn't really that funny, this part of it is. The kid who got punched and his family don't want to be identified because they're afraid of retaliation.
Wait, they're worried about retaliation for snitching to the media about a sucker punch? Man, Washington's a lot more hardcore than I remember.
[HT: Deadspin and WZAZ]