When it comes to getting baseballs from players at games, there are two groups of people that you really just shouldn't try to compete with: Little kids and attractive women.
If you're a big ugly guy like myself, there's really no competing with those two groups, because baseball players will always gravitate towards either young fans or nice cans. These are merely the facts of life.
But what happens when both worlds collide? We find out, in this video that comes courtesy of Deadspin: