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7/4/09

Manny Ramirez Attacked By Floating Bat

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My buddy Gourmet Spud over at Deadspin found this rather hilarious photo of Manny during his first game back where he went 0 for 3. He doesn't seem real happy with that bat. Or perhaps it's the bat who's not happy with Manny. Either way, give us your best caption below, most thumbs up wins. And yes, I expect - nay, demand - multiple steroid jokes.

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7/4/09

Heyhey1970

9	It's the ghost of Roberto Clemente. "Thanks for your crime against the proud history of Latin American major leaguers... come here, so I can give you a smack."

7/4/09

Heyhey1970

9	It's the ghost of Roberto Clemente. "Thanks for your crime against the proud history of Latin American major leaguers... come here, so I can give you a smack."

7/4/09

tndau

0	Hey Doc after going 0-3 could it be possible Ihave bat elbow?

7/4/09

mr_fadeaway_swish_21

3	Were there magnet fragments in those steroids I took? This bat ain't corked, it's magnatized!! RUUUUUUUUUUN!!!

7/4/09

drn0iswatr

2	Manny was caught off guard because he was expecting a syringe..and for it to be much lower...

7/4/09

gobigblue1960

2	"...man, no steroids...now i see flying bats..???

7/4/09

Francis12

3	ohhh.. Is that a needle on the end of my bat?

7/4/09

MH7KiNG

1	I aint touchin a bat.....I cant take steroids anymore.

7/4/09

crypt44

2	It's the bat's turn to unnaturally pound the crap outta Manny.

7/4/09

mk_donley

4	What's the game that everybody plays? You guessed it! MANNY BALL!!!!!!! You can hit Manny's head over the centerfield wall for $1million!!!!!!! Don't miss this oppertunity!!! Play, MANNY BALL TO-DAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!

7/4/09

derms33

1	AHHHHHHHHHHHHH...its the one I stole for Albert

7/4/09

yanksawboy

3	C'mon I'll give you steroids.

7/4/09

WhoDat12

3	What is this hideous thing! Get it away from me! Ohh its a bat. I didn't recognize it without having drugs in my system to help me swing it.

7/5/09

icedee

1	Manny:" Vaya Con Dios, I can't do anything with that,!" (Throwing bat) "Bat boy, get this thing, WTF????"

7/6/09

seal_warrior1

3	As the bat revolts and flies out of his hand...A scream is heard as he tries to run away.. " Noooooooooooooooooooo don't hit me! I know a broke a few of you, but I'm OFF the steroids!!"