This Probably Won't Be On Your Christmas List: The Mark Cuban Ref-Baiting Doll

Man, I don't even now where to begin with this one. Apparently because America has so much cash to burn this holiday season, some company out there has decided to produce a Mark Cuban talking doll. I honestly have no idea who on earth would buy this thing.

And here it is in all its bizarre glory. By the way, notice how the talking doll says it features phrases of Mark berating referees - because that's just what you want young Tommy to learn how to do.



I'm told that if you press the talk button enough times the Mark doll will give you insider trading tips and advice on how to withhold $6 million from Don Nelson.

And as you can tell from the box, this doll comes with a choking hazard. As in it's been known to choke on the Golden State Warriors.

UPDATE: Here's video.



[Picture apparently traces back to Brian Cuban's blog]