After the OSU-USC game saturday, I turned on College Scoreboard with commentators Mark May and Mr. Unknown (because Lou Holtz was attending the ND game that day). If you know anything about Mark May, he'd do nearly everything to sleep with the coveted coach of USC, Pete Carroll. But, passed that fact, this is what I heard out of Mark May's mouth that night: "USC is just a flat out better team. They have the most talented team in the nation and any idiot can see that... Ohio State came into this game like thay do every big game, overated." Now, the last time I checked didn't USC have a chance to go to the National Championship last year, but lost to a team called Stanford. Stanford, just happens to be a team who got crushed by TCU last week. It's ok Mark May, you can also look passed the fact that Stanford lost to a team that was last in nearly every offensive statistical category (Notre Dame). Not to mention, this was the worst ND team in history. Now Mark May, you say the Big Ten's weak this year and I'm not saying that UCLA losing to BYU(from the Moutain West) was a fluke or anything, I mean that game should of at least been a 60 point difference, I can see that, I mean 60 points is always reasonable to make up. But if my memory serves me correctly, didn't UCLA whomp on one of you're cherished SEC teams in Tennessee. Again the Big Ten only has six teams undefeated after three weeks, but Ohio State did get crushed by USC easily making USC the best team in the history of college football for the third year in a row, according to Mark May, and this also makes the Big Ten the least powerful power conference for a third straight year. You're right Mark May we can totally look passed the best player ever to set foot on a football field, Tim Tebow's loss to Michigan(who did lose to Appalachian State that year) in the Capitol One Bowl a year ago. Oh yeah, the fact that USC hasn't been to a National Championship in three years and not winning one in four clearly makes them the most pretigious team ever, am I right yet Mark May. Of course, USC has won the last two Rose Bowl's, then again theywin nearly every week they're in the Rose Bowl, they only live 20 miles from it. I guess all these facts show that Mark May is a complete and utter jack***, but apparently the guy is a genious I mean look at all these facts displayed in this article that show's that not one team can even touch USC or the entire SEC, just ask Stanford!




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