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7/31/09
Matt Stafford and Knowshon Moreno Party Pictures [FanIQ Caption Contest]
Knowshon Moreno Is Entranced By Whatever's In Matt Stafford's Lap [FanIQ Caption Contest]
Matt Stafford and Knowshon Moreno are now both rich men, and while I don't know when this picture was taken, I'm sure they're rolling in ladies every night. Although hopefully not while at their respective training camps, that might be a bit of a problem. But anyway, I'd love to know what Moreno is thinking right now, since I already know what Stafford is thinking. Leave your best captions below.


Pic courtesy of Deadspin
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7/31/09
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OK, let's try this...man you are a rookie...This is the correct hand position for a pro-style lascivious grope.....

7/31/09
0
Looks like Stafford is taking a picture for upskirt.com or something!!

7/31/09
0

"Joe Namath eat your heart out baby!!!"


7/31/09
1
"Damn, maybe Matt really IS worth all that guaranteed money."

7/31/09
0
I love sports.

7/31/09
3
haha... that's  what you call an offensive package?.....first round bust!

7/31/09
1
correct me if im wrong but i think moreno is looking at sam not the girl......... 

7/31/09
6
OK, let's try this...man you are a rookie...This is the correct hand position for a pro-style lascivious grope.....

7/31/09
0
I believe Knowshon is thinking the same thing I would be............. Nice move DAWG

7/31/09
0
Looks like a typical night in Athens for UGA players....

7/31/09
1
Oh....and for my caption....

"Baby hungry!"

7/31/09
0
what is in his lap is probably his hands! he needs to stop daydreaming and get down to the real business at hand.  to help this team, not go the tony romo route.

7/31/09
1
he's excited to see where Matt's thumb is going to go

7/31/09
4
"Man it is great to be young, dumb and full of... money."

7/31/09
0

I think that girl is thinking, "Is that a banana in your pocket....?


7/31/09
0
onlyforfun21999 wrote:
what is in his lap is probably his hands! he needs to stop daydreaming and get down to the real business at hand.  to help this team, not go the tony romo route.
Only for fun, I know he's got one hand in his lap, but I don't think he cares about football right now.

7/31/09
6
He's thinking "Man, when you gonna hand off to me?"

7/31/09
0
Easy for you to say !

7/31/09
2
Now, remind me. Are you the wide receiver or the tight end?

7/31/09
2
Man, she got some tig ole' bitties.

7/31/09
4
"...it's great to be us.!"

7/31/09
0
Is that a cell phone in your pocket or are you just really happy, Matt?

7/31/09
0

"Damn your fart smells good"


7/31/09
0
 all right Stafford...I'll let you have that one.  But the rest are mine.

8/1/09
0
"Hey girl, see these hands it gets paid to carry a football, so lets practice, put your (footballs) in these hands"

8/1/09
0
Dawg! Are you gonna pull it out here?

8/1/09
0

He's probably thinking...."SHEETTTTT man!! Why didn't you tell me you brought the vibrator?? DAYUMMM!!"


8/1/09
0
I KNEW THAT THE STEROTYPE WAS TRUE ALL ALONG!

8/1/09
0
You mean I actually have to show up EVERY game to get girls like this?

8/2/09
0
Dude,..you gonna let me smell that finger or what ?

8/3/09
0
As a Alabama fan, I knew I would see those Dawgs do something right!!!!!

 
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