Matt Stafford and Knowshon Moreno Party Pictures [FanIQ Caption Contest]

Knowshon Moreno Is Entranced By Whatever's In Matt Stafford's Lap [FanIQ Caption Contest]

7/31/09 in NFL   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

Matt Stafford and Knowshon Moreno are now both rich men, and while I don't know when this picture was taken, I'm sure they're rolling in ladies every night. Although hopefully not while at their respective training camps, that might be a bit of a problem. But anyway, I'd love to know what Moreno is thinking right now, since I already know what Stafford is thinking. Leave your best captions below.


Pic courtesy of Deadspin
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8/3/09   |   bhamsown   |   129 respect

As a Alabama fan, I knew I would see those Dawgs do something right!!!!!

8/2/09   |   smac_fu

Dude,..you gonna let me smell that finger or what ?

8/1/09   |   OoDeviLoO   |   15 respect

You mean I actually have to show up EVERY game to get girls like this?

8/1/09   |   CUBBY4LIFE   |   1 respect

I KNEW THAT THE STEROTYPE WAS TRUE ALL ALONG!

8/1/09   |   Bec_Luvs_Vikes   |   115 respect

He's probably thinking...."SHEETTTTT man!! Why didn't you tell me you brought the vibrator?? DAYUMMM!!"

8/1/09   |   icedee   |   170 respect

Dawg! Are you gonna pull it out here?

8/1/09   |   Wolfie75   |   68 respect

"Hey girl, see these hands it gets paid to carry a football, so lets practice, put your (footballs) in these hands"

7/31/09   |   bigslacker

 all right Stafford...I'll let you have that one.  But the rest are mine.

7/31/09   |   jevinusmc   |   35 respect

"Damn your fart smells good"

7/31/09   |   kramer   |   11004 respect

Is that a cell phone in your pocket or are you just really happy, Matt?

7/31/09   |   gobigblue1960   |   4803 respect

"...it's great to be us.!"

7/31/09   |   NomTomBot

Man, she got some tig ole' bitties.

7/31/09   |   BluDevil   |   618 respect

He's thinking "Man, when you gonna hand off to me?"

7/31/09   |   RichmondSpider

"Man it is great to be young, dumb and full of... money."

7/31/09   |   The_Real_Stoney   |   25350 respect

he's excited to see where Matt's thumb is going to go

7/31/09   |   onlyforfun21999

what is in his lap is probably his hands! he needs to stop daydreaming and get down to the real business at hand.  to help this team, not go the tony romo route.

7/31/09   |   TheRoss   |   356 respect

Oh....and for my caption....

"Baby hungry!"

7/31/09   |   TheRoss   |   356 respect

Looks like a typical night in Athens for UGA players....

7/31/09   |   zzj000   |   388 respect

I believe Knowshon is thinking the same thing I would be............. Nice move DAWG

7/31/09   |   cyzygy11   |   2 respect

OK, let's try this...man you are a rookie...This is the correct hand position for a pro-style lascivious grope.....

7/31/09   |   alsportsfreak   |   2 respect

correct me if im wrong but i think moreno is looking at sam not the girl......... 

7/31/09   |   cyzygy11   |   2 respect

haha... that's  what you call an offensive package?.....first round bust!

7/31/09   |   crash78

I love sports.

7/31/09   |   Raider_Dave   |   47 respect

"Damn, maybe Matt really IS worth all that guaranteed money."

7/31/09   |   mk_donley   |   2554 respect

"Joe Namath eat your heart out baby!!!"

7/31/09   |   ipunki   |   91 respect

Looks like Stafford is taking a picture for upskirt.com or something!!