It's high times for New England sports fans this year. Boston Red Sox have won the World Series, the Patriots are likely to go undefeated en route to another Super Bowl, the Celtics are 6-0, Boston College in the running for a BCS bid and even the MLS Revolution are playing for the title.
Which city is having the exact opposite fortunes this fall? Miami.
- Dolphins are 0-9 with no signs of competence.
- Miami Heat are 1-6 and will be fortunate to break 30 wins even with Dwyane Wade healthy.
- Miami's actual professional football team, Da U, just got waxed 48-0 in its last game at the Orange Bowl and might not get to a bowl game.
- Marlins will be getting rid of Dontrelle Willis and Miguel Cabrera, the only two remaining reasons to watch a baseball game in the city.
- Florida Panthers (7-11) aren't all that good, either.
But hey, there aren't any nude beaches in New England.
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