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About the Author - 100%InjuryRate
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Michael Phelps And Stephanie Rice Caught Hooking Up In Beijing During Olympic Games
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Together, They Shall Create A New Race Of Aquapeople
8/22/08
Occasionally, when I'm bored, I sit back and think, what if some of the world's greatest athletes got together and had a kid? Sort of like that Conan O'Brien sketch where he wondered what a baby of two different celebrities would look like. Would that super-athlete kid grow up and shatter all known records? Or would that kid wind up enslaving all of us less athletic types?
I'm not really sure what would happen, but it's always fun to speculate. And now, we may actually have the chance to see it happen in real life.
That's because Michael Phelps (14 career Olympic gold medals) was caught hooking up in Beijing with Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice (3 career Olympic gold medals).
Naturally, Page Six, which reported this, was kind to both swimmers by producing this subtle headline: PHELPS SUCKS FACE WITH AUSSIE.
All class, that Page Six.
Phelps, fresh from shattering Mark Spitz's 36-year-old record, was spotted Monday night in a hot make-out session with Down Under swimmer Stephanie Rice, a source tells The Post's Clemente Lisi and Luke Dennehy. The pumped-up pair clinched and swapped spit at a celebratory bash outside the Olympic Village.
The day after the face-sucking frolics, Phelps and Rice cheekily posed together for Speedo - laughing and playfully groping each other as a photographer snapped them in their swimsuits. "I definitely admire him for his athletic ability and everything he's achieved," gushed Rice, who won three gold medals of her own. "I'm just really glad to be in the mix with that."
The day after the face-sucking frolics, Phelps and Rice cheekily posed together for Speedo - laughing and playfully groping each other as a photographer snapped them in their swimsuits. "I definitely admire him for his athletic ability and everything he's achieved," gushed Rice, who won three gold medals of her own. "I'm just really glad to be in the mix with that."
Frankly, I'm excited. I'm pretty sure if they had a kid, it'll have flippers and be able to breathe in chlorinated water. Either that or the kid will win every water related event in the 2040 Olympic Games, including the open water swim race, every snychronized swimming event, and the steeplechase.
And considering how much sex Olympic athletes are supposedly having, seems likely enough to me.
Get on it kids.
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