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Michael Phelps Coming Out With Children's Book

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6/15/09

drn0iswatr

7	I think Phelps was merely trying to get his speedo back from the young lady.

6/15/09

THE_Smoot

0	Me gusta el grupo.

6/15/09

drn0iswatr

7	I think Phelps was merely trying to get his speedo back from the young lady.

6/15/09

johnsonchuck34

5	I must be a dirty old man because ,let me see hey my 14 year old son do i want you out with a stripper or do i want you doing steroids and beating your wife like all the other so called superstars.....i know that this is a hard decision but ..........i am thinking stripper..........Phelps is only doing what most men his age are doing

6/15/09

jasonsmall1977

0	For the money he's worth he should be doing more than talking to that stripper.

6/15/09

Surge

1	Well, to be fair, you can tell your kids they can hit on strippers, have threesomes in hotels and smoke some pot. All after they win 14 gold medals for their country.

6/15/09

johnsonchuck34

2	Surge wrote: Well, to be fair, you can tell your kids they can hit on strippers, have threesomes in hotels and smoke some pot. All after they win 14 gold medals for their country. the point i was trying to make was that if i had my druthers....i would want his sports idol to be someone that hasnt done drugs or raped a women(kobe)...

6/15/09

damai_putra

0	ai

6/15/09

damai_putra

0	johnsonchuck34 wrote: the point i was trying to make was that if i had my druthers....i would want his sports idol to be someone that hasnt done drugs or raped a women(kobe)... ai

6/16/09

j4_james

0	walang dating....

6/16/09

j4_james

0	James Yap!!!!!

6/16/09

chiliS4L

0	he's so messed up

6/16/09

emmakschmitt

0	this is the most insane thing peolple have ever written

6/16/09

mk_donley

0	Have Phelps teach my son to hit on strippers? NO THANK YOU! Ewwwwwww!!!

6/17/09

upclub2001

0	Stripers need to make that paper one way or the other but Phelps can do better its called escort services.

6/18/09

nighttiger19971

0	damai_putra wrote: ai i know, yea? its like OMFG! phelps goin krzy...

6/19/09

Boomhaur

0	he is a supporter for single moms

6/22/09

ITALY_FAN

1	lets look at this for a moment. he has smoked pot out of a bong pipe and now i think it looks more like hhe wants not to get back his speedo put like he more wants to take it off!!!!!! this guy is and insane moron with the thought in his mind that he has diplomatic imunitty