It seems that the man who won 8 gold medals, hooked up with Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice, and got caught feeling up a waitress at the Playboy Club in Vegas, has decided to trade on up for a former beauty pageant finalist. Yes, Phelps is now getting cozy with former 2007 Miss California runner-up Nicole Johnson.
And really, this has nothing to do with the fact that Phelps won 8 gold medals at the Olympics. It's because no one can withstand that sexy facial hair.
Oh, and just in case bagging Johnson wasn't enough, there was a parade in Baltimore for Phelps yesterday too.
Anyway, good work Michael. Although I must admit I'm somewhat disappointed that you didn't continue on with Stephanie Rice. I was really hoping together you two might spawn a new race of amphibious humans.
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