If you guessed that one of the first things Michael Phelps would do once he got back from Beijing was get handsy with strippers in Vegas, then come on down and collect your prize. Just try not to kill anyone during the stampede.
Anyway, in what I guess is a not so shocking revelation, America's goofy golden boy was caught recently at the Playboy Club at the Palms Casino in Vegas being a tad forward with the strippers. Or, as the editor for Radar who took the pictures said, Phelps was "massively skeeving on girls at the Playboy Club."
There's definitely a breaststroke joke I could use here, but I'll refrain.
I'm just impressed that Phelps was able to touch the strippers. I thought that was illegal, because whenever I do that, I wind up in a gutter missing a few teeth.
I guess having 14 gold medals to your name will let you get away with pretty much anything. Shocking, I know.
Michael Phelps squeezes out another victory at the Playboy Club [Radar]