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1/24/09
Michael Vick "Developing Empathy" For Animals PETA Test
Michael Vick's Animal Sensitivity Test He Took For PETA Is Out, And It's Hilarious
I didn't know this, but apparently Michael Vick took an animal empathy test courtesy of PETA shortly after he plead guilty to dogfighting. I guess the idea was to see if he'd learned anything after he'd admitted his guilt.

Anyhow, PETA just released the test, which Vick got a 73.5 out of 100 on, and I'm going to be honest, it is AWESOME.

Let's get to some of the responses Vick gave, shall we?
  • Vick explains "The Golden Rule" as doing "on to others as u want them to do on to u .... (as long the feeling is mutual)."
  • On the athleticism of chickens: "Chickens have an uncanny ability to think and are very agile. They are very athletic to me."
  • On dog loyalty: "My aunt Tina own a Rotti name Tico. Once my aunt and her boyfriend Wayne was having an intense fight ... [Tico] jump through a glass window & pinned my aunt boyfriend Wayne to the ground just growling ... Now that's loyalty."
  • Vick describes the sadness that elephants feel when "visiting the grave site of another family member...rubbing the bones with their trunks and...crying out in grief". He also writes about the "deer who wouldn't leave his mate and took a [bullet] for her" and the "piglet who went after the drowning little boy in a story I read. Now that's heroic".
Man, Vick sure got his money's worth from that Virginia Tech education, didn't he?

The full test is on PETA's website, so head there if you want to keep reading.

So what do you guys think? Has he learned his lesson? I say yes, and that has nothing everything to do with my 49ers desperately needing a quarterback.

Michael Vick animal empathy test [PETA]
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1/24/09
17
Somehow the  Vick jumping away from a dog picture never gets old.  Seriously though, who gives a _ _ _ _ about PETA?  They fight for a good cause but do a horrible job of it.

1/24/09
6
That picture is awesome

1/24/09
17
Somehow the  Vick jumping away from a dog picture never gets old.  Seriously though, who gives a _ _ _ _ about PETA?  They fight for a good cause but do a horrible job of it.

1/24/09
1
The PDF file is great!!!! Nice download of Vick's answers!

1/24/09
2
LOL,,,maybe the dog very hungry,,,want something big to eat it,, lol

1/24/09
1
Wow.  His writing, in both its depth of thought and its complexity of language, leaves a good lot to be desired.  Pacman on NFL Today was scarier, but not by much. 

1/24/09
1
Who let the dogs out?
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}
{woof, woof, woof, woof}

1/24/09
12
"Chickens (They) are very athletic to me."  Michael Vick's words definitely apply to the greatest sports chicken in history.


1/24/09
1
HAHAHAH LOL OOOOOOOOOOOO nicE

1/24/09
3
 PETA sucks! They want people to call fish "sea kittens" see whacko story

1/25/09
0
xD lolz thats so funny thats awsome

1/25/09
1
Man that dog looks mean.  Great picture.

1/25/09
2
kantwistaye wrote:
Somehow the  Vick jumping away from a dog picture never gets old.  Seriously though, who gives a _ _ _ _ about PETA?  They fight for a good cause but do a horrible job of it.
agreed.  crazy wackjobs

1/25/09
1
Vick will still shit on all u haterz so stop hating he still go hard


1/25/09
1
Vick is competing with Pacman Jones for the DATEL World Heavyweight Championship (Dumbest Athlete To Ever Live).  Right now, Pacman is winning by a dreadlock.

1/25/09
0
 go vick go...........

 
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