Mr. Smith and Mr. Johnson were two Philadelphia attorneys who opposed each other in a trial.  One day they decided to hash out the particulars of the case over a business lunch at a local sports bar.   They met promptly at 1 o’clock for lunch, and began discussing the case.   After three hours of respectful deliberation, they arrived at a settlement, but then realized it was 4 o’clock. Too late to go back to the office, but still too early to go home.

Mr. Smith had an idea, “why don’t we pass the time by rating the women who come in to this bar on a scale of 1 to 10”?

Mr. Johnson replied “great idea”.

A few moments later, an attractive brunette strolled in and sat at the bar.   Smith offered his appraisal without invitation-  “She’s cute, pretty hair, and a nice body.  I’ll give her a seven”.  Johnson then offered his opinion-  “She is very cute, and her body is nice too.  I’ll give her a two”.  Smith gave Johnson a puzzled look.

Not long after the brunette arrived, a young blonde walked in.  Again Smith, ever the eager orator, gave his opinion without being asked.  “She’s a little prettier than the brunette, I’m giving her an eight”.   Johnson then gave his assessment.  “Yes, she is prettier than the brunette.  I’ll give her a three”.  This time Smith stared in disbelief at Johnson for a moment, but said nothing.

Then a lovely auburn haired flight attendant, still in uniform, walked into the bar.   Smith once again gave his opinion without being asked.   “She is by far the most attractive of the three, but I don’t believe there are any actual tens out there, so I’m giving her a nine”.  Johnson nodded in agreement with Smith.  “She is the most attractive woman I’ve seen so far.  I’m giving her a three”.   At this Smith became incensed and had no problem letting the other attorney know it.   “See here, Johnson, I take offense at your ratings of these women.    I give them seven, eight, and nine, and you give them two, three, and four”?   I don’t think your ratings and mine should be that far apart.  Are you implying that my taste in women is that poor?   You probably think my wife is ugly, don’t you?  Johnson then said to Smith “Oh I’m sorry, I should have clarified this before we started.  I’m using the Budweiser method of rating women”.   Smith gave Johnson a blank look and queried “the Budweiser method”?   To which Johnson replied “Yes the Budweiser method.  I rate the women by the number of Clydesdales it would take to pull her off my face”.