NFL F-U Power Rankings: Week 10

11/7/13 in NFL   |   marcus_nyce   |   27718 respect

I need a green penAll persons, places and things middle finger related in the form of an indiscriminate list without any set number of entries, on a weekly, biweekly or monthly basis. Who knows? Middle fingers are completely organic and unpredictable.
 
In today’s world of wild speculation, conspiracy theories and retrofitting currents events into predetermined narratives, I would be doing myself and other online truthers a disservice if I didn’t connect random dots as a means to a paranoid end. Especially when there is so much conflicting information and we really don’t know what to believe?
 
#1 Miami Dolphins: Social media blew up with ‘A Few Good Men’ and ‘code red’ references as more news broke about the Richie Incognito hazing / tough love debacle. It makes sense since that movie is about a conspiracy. And that’s exactly what we have here. Who was under fire 10 days ago for losing his locker room? Who had the most to gain with these stories dominating the week leading up to the Miami-Tampa “Embattled Bowl?” Who has a tie to the Dolphins coaching staff? (Marwan Maalouf, the Dolphin’s Asst. Special Teams coach, was on the Rutgers staff in 2002-03…) Who’s dumpster fire is now completely out of the news cycle? That’s right.
 
THIS IS A GREG SCHIANO-FALSE FLAG-INSIDE JOB!!
 
Wake up sheeple!
 
#2 Richie Incognito: He’s a racist a-hole. He’s an honorary black guy. He’s a leader. He’s a cancer. He’s like Jonathan Martin’s older brother. He’s Martin’s tormentor. He’s become an enigma and more specifically, Schiano’s ‘Manchurian Candidate’ who was probably subliminally triggered by Maalouf. Incognito was perfect scapegoat because…
 
#3 NFL: The league released a report (that they funded) last week basically stating that High School aged players are almost twice as likely to be concussed than college or pro players, furthering the party line that a lot of the problems and symptoms associated with CTE may actually be pre-existing by the time they get to the National. Football. League. Erratic behavior, violent mood swings, drug & alcohol abuse. Does that remind you of anyone? Hmmm.
 
#4 Mike Pouncey: The plot thickens. He’s intimately linked to this Incognito scandal AND has been subpoenaed in an Aaron Hernandez interstate gun trafficking investigation. Basically, if these three buddies went out to a bar together they’d need to hire The Avengers as security that night. As far as I’m concerned, he’s the Tom Walker to Incognito’s enigmatic Brody. The problem is I’m not sure how this relates to Abu Nazir-Schiano? Yet. Look I haven’t slept in 72 hours and I know I’m getting close but more importantly “I need a green pen! Green!! Is green so hard? Is green elusive?”
 
#5 Greg Schiano: We all still have a lot of questions for this mastermind. Why haven’t we heard from ownership? The Miami Sound Machine? Venus? Serena? Fergie and the Transformer guy? What happened to Markinson? Was there an earlier flight out that night? Why were all of Jonathan Martin’s belongings still neatly placed in his locker? Did Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland really order the reverse code red? I want answers.
 
I!
 
WANT!
 
THE TRUTH!!
 
 
Remember, there is no “I” in F-U, but there is an EFF and a YOU.
 
“Till that day.”
 
 
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11/8/13   |   Eric_   |   7716 respect

(Edited by Eric_)

And after all that, the Dolphins and Bucs play Monday night. Help us all. Thanks to the Dolphins, Goodell doesn't score for the first time since Week 1, although his league enters the standings in a tie for 16th. The Dolphins are tied for 5th. Incognito tied for 10th. The top four remain the only four above the morass, and look like this:

1. Roger Goodell 59
2. God 14
3. Greg Schiano 13
4. Dan Snyder 11

Oh, almost forgot, I entered tied for 29th. Sounds like my class rank in the 100 dash in elementary school.

11/8/13   |   kobe_lova   |   62336 respect

Oh goodness, I just actually looked at the wall in the pic... Oh you, lol.

11/8/13   |   The_Real_Stoney   |   25642 respect

11/8/13   |   kobe_lova   |   62336 respect

marcus_nyce wrote:
Horrible, horrible show and that's a picture from a movie that I'm going to get to sooner or later.



(update: add Ash to #7. A Diagnosis Murder reference is a CLEAR and PRESENT middle finger Also fine her 25K Qbucks for for good measure... **This ruling is subject to appeal from the FanIQ-PA**)

First, *snort*
B. You're telling me you didn't watch Diagnosis Murder? Lies.
III. I was paying you a damn compliment! lol

11/8/13   |   marcus_nyce   |   27718 respect

kobe_lova wrote:
This was like a fantastic episode of Diagnosis Murder!

Horrible, horrible show and that's a picture from a movie that I'm going to get to sooner or later.



(update: add Ash to #7. A Diagnosis Murder reference is a CLEAR and PRESENT middle finger Also fine her 25K Qbucks for for good measure... **This ruling is subject to appeal from the FanIQ-PA**)

11/8/13   |   marcus_nyce   |   27718 respect

Eric_ wrote:
Before I calculate the standings, I would like to file a protest to get Nick and me to share 6th place and the final point. I've always wanted to be a professional race car driver, and scoring half a point in some fake internet competition that has nothing to do with racing is the closest I'll ever get. It's not a big dream, or even a dream that make sense, but it's my dream.

Also, I say FU to the NFL on an almost daily basis these days.

Offical scoring change per the F-U Home Office:  Eric_ should be at #5 this week, so that my "Schiano/Few Good Men outro" (now at #6) still works.

[Yul Brenner Pharaoh voice]
So it is written, so it shall be done.

11/8/13   |   kobe_lova   |   62336 respect

This was like a fantastic episode of Diagnosis Murder!

11/7/13   |   Eric_   |   7716 respect

Before I calculate the standings, I would like to file a protest to get Nick and me to share 6th place and the final point. I've always wanted to be a professional race car driver, and scoring half a point in some fake internet competition that has nothing to do with racing is the closest I'll ever get. It's not a big dream, or even a dream that make sense, but it's my dream.

Also, I say FU to the NFL on an almost daily basis these days.

11/7/13   |   JenX63   |   33140 respect

11/7/13   |   marcus_nyce   |   27718 respect

JenX63 wrote:
yesthis one is BETTER than last week....
and glad to know it's not just me with Shitzu Schiano...

I was on this page researching Miami's Off. Coord and O-line coach (looking for a possible Lt. Kendrick/Code Red incident while on a prior staff) when BOOM!, I noticed a Rutgers connection and went into full crazy Claire Danes mode. LOL!

11/7/13   |   JenX63   |   33140 respect

yesthis one is BETTER than last week....
and glad to know it's not just me with Shitzu Schiano...