NFL F-U Power Rankings: Week 10
In today’s world of wild speculation, conspiracy theories and retrofitting currents events into predetermined narratives, I would be doing myself and other online truthers a disservice if I didn’t connect random dots as a means to a paranoid end. Especially when there is so much conflicting information and we really don’t know what to believe?
#1 Miami Dolphins: Social media blew up with ‘A Few Good Men’ and ‘code red’ references as more news broke about the Richie Incognito hazing / tough love debacle. It makes sense since that movie is about a conspiracy. And that’s exactly what we have here. Who was under fire 10 days ago for losing his locker room? Who had the most to gain with these stories dominating the week leading up to the Miami-Tampa “Embattled Bowl?” Who has a tie to the Dolphins coaching staff? (Marwan Maalouf, the Dolphin’s Asst. Special Teams coach, was on the Rutgers staff in 2002-03…) Who’s dumpster fire is now completely out of the news cycle? That’s right.
THIS IS A GREG SCHIANO-FALSE FLAG-INSIDE JOB!!
Wake up sheeple!
#2 Richie Incognito: He’s a racist a-hole. He’s an honorary black guy. He’s a leader. He’s a cancer. He’s like Jonathan Martin’s older brother. He’s Martin’s tormentor. He’s become an enigma and more specifically, Schiano’s ‘Manchurian Candidate’ who was probably subliminally triggered by Maalouf. Incognito was perfect scapegoat because…
#3 NFL: The league released a report (that they funded) last week basically stating that High School aged players are almost twice as likely to be concussed than college or pro players, furthering the party line that a lot of the problems and symptoms associated with CTE may actually be pre-existing by the time they get to the National. Football. League. Erratic behavior, violent mood swings, drug & alcohol abuse. Does that remind you of anyone? Hmmm.
#4 Mike Pouncey: The plot thickens. He’s intimately linked to this Incognito scandal AND has been subpoenaed in an Aaron Hernandez interstate gun trafficking investigation. Basically, if these three buddies went out to a bar together they’d need to hire The Avengers as security that night. As far as I’m concerned, he’s the Tom Walker to Incognito’s enigmatic Brody. The problem is I’m not sure how this relates to Abu Nazir-Schiano? Yet. Look I haven’t slept in 72 hours and I know I’m getting close but more importantly “I need a green pen! Green!! Is green so hard? Is green elusive?”
#5 Greg Schiano: We all still have a lot of questions for this mastermind. Why haven’t we heard from ownership? The Miami Sound Machine? Venus? Serena? Fergie and the Transformer guy? What happened to Markinson? Was there an earlier flight out that night? Why were all of Jonathan Martin’s belongings still neatly placed in his locker? Did Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland really order the reverse code red? I want answers.
Remember, there is no “I” in F-U, but there is an EFF and a YOU.
“Till that day.”