San Francisco Giants
The entire roster is entering this season 40 pounds heavier after buying into the Kung Fu Panda's Korean burrito workout plan. Don't count on a repeat.
Hoping to solve their lack of identity, the Diamondbacks will announce that their official team colors are red, black, purple, gold, green, and white, with sometimes pinstripes and also, you can call them the D-Backs.
The theme of the Rockies this season is: Todd Helton's still here!!
Los Angeles Dodgers
Seriously considering purchasing the San Francisco Giants.
San Diego Padres
Really hoping Cameron Maybin grows into his uniform this season.