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7/6/07

Neifi Perez Suspended 25 Games: Maybe Amphetamines Don't Really Work

MLB, Detroit Tigers

CriticalFanatic

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If there was ever a case to be made that amphetamines don't always improve performance, here it is.

You just can't make this stuff up. Neifi Perez, of all people, has been suspended 25 games for testing positive to a banned substance. Somewhere Dusty Baker is crying.

Batting a blistering Neifi-like .172 with 1 HR and 6 RBI, the Tigers are really going to feel the affects of this one. I'll add some more to this once I'm done laughing.

Source: (Bless You Boys)

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7/6/07

mell_1289

0	It's not a huge loss but it does bring unwanted attention to the Tigers and that is the unfortunate part!!

7/6/07

CriticalFanatic

0	mell_1289 wrote: It's not a huge loss but it does bring unwanted attention to the Tigers and that is the unfortunate part!! It's not a loss at all (I was being sarcastic)

7/6/07

doctorb

The tigers can do no wrong, even when a player is suspended, they end up replacing him with a better one, the Raburn era is about to begin! Im suprised that MLB didnt just let him get away with it because the drugs obviously have not improved his game. He's been a Tiger for awhile now and the only thing i can remember him doing positive is making one fielding play for Verlanders no hitter and keeping tigers fans from having to look at Chris Shelton this season.

7/6/07

suss

8	Jim Leyland: "Hey, Neifi, what's that?" Neifi Perez: "What? Where should I be looking?" [Leyland switches cups] Leyland: "Now, let's drink to our success." Perez: "Aw, thanks skip." [SSLURP] "This tastes funny."

7/6/07

mell_1289

0	CriticalFanatic wrote: It's not a loss at all (I was being sarcastic) I know you were being sarcastic. He did come in and play some good defense when Guillen was resting but other than that he is terrible. I was just pointing out that I don't like to see someone like him bringing bad news around the Tigers. That's all my comment was really about!

7/6/07

gearhead

0	This is the funniest thing I've seen since the sock puppet Stephen A. If there was ever an argument for PEDs not mattering that much, here it is.

7/7/07

Drduck2552

0	ya i fully agree i mean in Verlanders NO-NO he turned a SWEET double play but he still is suffering at batting

7/7/07

Drduck2552

gearhead wrote:

This is the funniest thing I've seen since the sock puppet Stephen A. If there was ever an argument for PEDs not mattering that much, here it is.

well i wouldnt be talkin cause you like the orioles and they're terribble. and beside why would you come onto TIGER-TURF when you like the orioles, and make-fun of us when your team is pretty bad, sure they have migul tejada and kris benson but thats about it so go back to bird world this is TIGER-TURF and in my mind a tiger will ALWAYS win against a bird and i dont mean the teams but that will probably happen also.

7/7/07

Pat

Drduck2552 wrote:

Hello? Anyone home?

I have a few questions for you...

1: This is Tiger Turf? Excuse me?
2: How was he making fun of you?
3: Are you REALLY sticking up for Neifi Perez? Seriously? It's GOOD for the Tigers that he got suspended, if anything.

7/7/07

Drduck2552

0	Pat wrote: Hello? Anyone home? I have a few questions for you... 1: This is Tiger Turf? Excuse me? 2: How was he making fun of you? 3: Are you REALLY sticking up for Neifi Perez? Seriously? It's GOOD for the Tigers that he got suspended, if anything.

7/7/07

Drduck2552

(Edited by Drduck2552)
Pat wrote:

hi yes i am home

i have a few answers for you

1. yes this is tiger turf, it os called tigertown home for detroit tiger fans.
2. he was making fun of all of us by sayin "This is the funniest thing I've seen since the sock puppet Stephen A. If there was ever an argument for PEDs not mattering that much, here it is."|
3. yes actually i kinda am because he may not be that great at batting but he is still a tiger, yes i know he shouldnt be doing amphetamines, but still he a tiger he still deserves some respect, for all the plays he makes on defence. yes i dont like him that much when hes batting but he still is a tiger. and apparently hes not that bad if hes still in the Majors, otherwise they would put him down onto the mudhens.

7/7/07

Pat

Drduck2552 wrote:

He wasn't making fun of the Tigers. You clearly missed his point. He was commenting on the irony of how people always point to guys like Bonds, Giambi, Tejada, and other power hitters when they talk about performance enhancing drugs. And now, Neifi Perez, a notoriously mediocre hitter is the guy who gets busted. If you can't see the humor in that, then you lead a sad life.

And no...this isn't Tiger Turf. This is FanIQ. This, this, and this are "Tiger Turf".

7/7/07

Drduck2552

Pat wrote:

ok now i get his joke but i thought he was talkin about us. and u missed my point on how this part of FANIQ is tiger-turf, i wasnt sayin the entire website of FANIQ was tiger-turf i was saying this little part called tigertown homw to tiger fans is tiger-turf