Maybe I just have a dirty mind, but I find this music video by Chinese singer Neko Zhang about Yao Ming to be absolutely hilarious.
She mentions that Yao is tall "like a rocket ready for takeoff", while rubbing herself with a chain. Then she follows that up with "Yao Ming, he's towering, going for that golden ring", before giving us his, uh, measurements.
Anyway, the video I think is supposed to be about how Yao is making basketball go global, except the problem is that Yao's the only Chinese basketball player in it. Other than Yao it's a bunch of African-American guys balling at some random court in New York.
By the way, in case you missed it, Yao's from Shanghai. Don't know if that was obvious or not.