49ers rolling out an app to help find the shortest lines for beers and bathrooms
If the 49ers would just gives us an app that tells where to find the drunkest women in the stadium (pictured at right), they'd really be on to something.
The new 49ers stadium will offer an app that shows the shortest lines for concessions and restrooms in real time. Yahoo Sports' Rand Getlin took a tour of the new stadium and it's features, reporting that the stadium will also offer a free stream of the NFL RedZone channel and the ability to watch replays from the angle of your choice on the screen of your mobile device.
Instant replays from the angle of your choice? Second-guessing referees' calls has never been easier!
Mr Getlin took a few snapshots inside the new Levi's Stadium, currently still under construction. Here's the tunnel which the 49ers will run out of before games.Here's the view of the field from owner Jed York's suite. Wealthy billionaire inheritees have never had it so good. But at Levi's Stadium, even the drunks who get arrested will have nicer, cushier jail cells in which to sober up.
And if you're worried about another blackout when Super Bowl L is played at this stadium in 2016, stop worrying. The stadium is powered by high-efficiency solar panels.