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6/11/08
New York Giants' Super Bowl Rings Stolen
Bill Belichick Is Obviously The Primary Suspect
As you will no doubt see on every blog and TV show in existence today because it's a slow news day, the New York Giants had a large number of their Super Bowl rings stolen from an Attlelboro, Massachusetts jewelry store over the weekend.
Police say New York Giants Super Bowl rings were among the $2 million worth of items stolen from an Attleboro jewelry company sometime over the weekend.

Thieves disabled the alarm system at E.A. Dion's building on Franklin McKay Drive, cut a hole in the roof and made off with a safe that weighed at least 1,000 pounds. It held the rings, gold, and gems.

Now, as SPORTSbyBROOKS informs us, Foxborough is only 18 miles away from Attlelboro, so cue the Bill Belichick "he needs them for all his girlfriends" jokes.

By the way, here are the current odds for who stole the rings.

Bill Belichick 1/4
Junior Seau 5/2
Bill Simmons 10/1
Pacman Jones 20/1
Jeremy Shockey 30/1
Eric Mangini 40/1
Randy Moss 50/1
Dan Marino 100/1
Archie Manning 200/1

I'm actually convinced it was Simmons. If anyone would do something like this, it's clearly him.
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Cedric Benson got wasted and Broke in hopin to land a job with the Patriots!
 
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I'll take Bill Belichick for $1,000!
 
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Did anyone check Strahan's grill?

 

I mean with that Snake River Canyon he has going on there you could easily lose a ring, a phone, a plane or state in there.

 

If it is not there then I say go ask Tiki . . .

 
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Boski93 wrote:

Did anyone check Strahan's grill?

 

I mean with that Snake River Canyon he has going on there you could easily lose a ring, a phone, a plane or state in there.

 

If it is not there then I say go ask Tiki . . .

Yes, I think I read that Evel Knievel was planning on jumping the Strahan Gap until his untimely death.
 
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Chris Henry, Pacman and Benson in a collabrative effort
 
 
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