I don't know how many of you are big Premier League fans (go Spurs!), but if you are, then I'm sure you're aware that Newcastle United has kind of stunk for a while now. They're not quite the Cubs of British soccer, but they're pretty damn close.
Anyway, they're in such a mess right now that they hired Joe Kinnear recently as an interim manager. Kinnear hasn't been involved with soccer since 2004, so it was a curious choice, and one that a respected journalist called a “joke appointment.”
Well, Kinnear doesn't approve of getting ripped into by the media, so during yesterday's conference with reporters - during his 4th day on the job - Kinnear ripped into them. And he did so by swearing an unreal 52 times in 5 minutes, almost all of them F-bombs. Oh, and he also called a reporter a c***. Bravo.
Anyway, above is a snippet of his 14-minute long rant, which is basically just a ton of bleeps. I think he actually used more swear words in the first minute of his speeach than real words.
Also, here's a sampling of some of the back and forth during the conference.
Joe Kinnear: Which one is Simon Bird (from The Daily Mirror)?
Simon Bird: Me.
JK: You're a c**t.
SB: Thank you.
JK: Which one is Hickman (Niall, from The Daily Express)? You are out of order. Absolutely f****** out of order. If you do it again, I am telling you you can f*** off and go to another ground. I will not come and stand for that f****** crap. No f****** way, lies. F***, you're saying I turned up and they f****** off.
SB: No Joe, have you read it, it doesn't actually say that. Have you read it?
JK: I've f****** read it, I've read it.
SB: It doesn't say that. Have you read it?
JK: You are trying to f******* undermine my position already.
SB: Have you read it, it doesn't say that. I knew you knew they were having a day off.
JK: F*** off. F*** off. It's your last f****** chance.
Yep, Ozzie Guillen still has a lot of work to do before he gets to Kinnear's level.Simon Bird: Me.
JK: You're a c**t.
SB: Thank you.
JK: Which one is Hickman (Niall, from The Daily Express)? You are out of order. Absolutely f****** out of order. If you do it again, I am telling you you can f*** off and go to another ground. I will not come and stand for that f****** crap. No f****** way, lies. F***, you're saying I turned up and they f****** off.
SB: No Joe, have you read it, it doesn't actually say that. Have you read it?
JK: I've f****** read it, I've read it.
SB: It doesn't say that. Have you read it?
JK: You are trying to f******* undermine my position already.
SB: Have you read it, it doesn't say that. I knew you knew they were having a day off.
JK: F*** off. F*** off. It's your last f****** chance.
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