As many of you may or may not have heard, Giselle Bundchen promised, that in the unlikely event the Patriots lose to the N.Y. Giants, to run naked down Broadway. Well I think I speak for men everywhere when I say that, Giselle needs to go through with her promise to run down Broadway naked. Our word is our bond Giselle, it would look very bad on you to go back on your promise now. Bill Belichick had this to say about the promise before the Super Bowl:"Never in a million years did I think I'd have a problem motivating a team heading into the Super Bowl. Gisele opens her big mouth and look at 'em -- half the guys are staring into space, the others are leering like they've just stumbled onto their uncle's private porn stash. And who can blame them -- that's one fine specimen. But this is a completely new wrinkle ... though wrinkle is probably the wrong word, as I've seen Gisele in a thong, and trust me, that butt's tighter than a fine-tuned snare drum."
In addition to Belichicks "compliment" to Giselle, Mike Vrabel added this semi inappropriate comment:
"Those legs, that butt, those lips. Thankfully we've got football to release the sexual tension. Bringing an erection onto the field is never a good idea, particularly for a linebacker who relies on lateral pursuit to be effective."
Well that is gross.
I think we all know that seeing a Victoria's Secret Model run naked down Broadway would be awesome, I wouldn't put any money on it actually happening, but a nation can hope.
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