Yeah, I coudda said I bet on the Giants, I coudda lied and you know! But, I thought it would be New England. I really did. And whadda ya know? 39 seconds, 39 freakin, goll dang seconds. NNNNOOO, they couldn't waste any time linnnnin up, they couldn't trip and fall or feign an injury. NNNNooooo they had ta get cocky and think it was all done and they won and let the dang gall ball go. I couddda won a whole 5 bucks. But do ya think I ever win anything? Naaaaaaaa! Errrrr, not true. I'm lyin' now. I've picked the winners a couple a times. Sheer luck only! But it was an OK game, no points forever, no real turnovers nothing to really scream about, knock the chip dip over in my lap, spill the corona. Thank god for Corona. Bout 35 seconds after the game was over, I was toooo plastered to care anyway. So, I don't know squat about sports, who cares, I'm a lot of fun at the super bowl parties. OOOHHH, I almost said super, BOWEL, that would be a whole different party......
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