Thanks to Awful Announcing for grabbing some extended video. These guys, apparently named Dante and Galante who host an OrlandoMagic.com podcast, call the action like they see it. The Dante & Galante Show needs a regular NBA play-by-play job.
Among their gems (from The Postmen):
– Repeated references to how horrible Aaron Gray is. For example: “Aaron Gray makes a slow, awkward move. Not surprisingly, it’s rejected.”That's how every game should be called. Tell me you wouldn't prefer this to anything ESPN or TNT has to offer.
– Being willing to admit that “Tyrus Thomas has been known to eat souls.”
– A dumbest email of the day feature. (For the record, the email asked if Dwyane Wade would get a lot of playing time next year. That is really dumb.)
– “Everything Joakim Noah does looks very awkward to me.”
– A debate on the merits of Kobe’s sneakers.
– “Jamesoff Curry.”
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