Sure, I'm not a big fan of the South Siders, but I root against the Chicago White Sox for a different reason than you probably think. When the Sox lose, and lose badly, Ozzie Guillen becomes more entertaining and that's good for everyone.
Ozzie endured his 5th straight loss in Toronto on Sunday, and as you can imagine, had trouble swallowing the media's questions and criticism. Enjoy.
"[I'm tired] of all the managers in the press box and at home, watching the game on TV and spilling food on themselves.Just in case he wasn't clear, White Sox = horse[bleep]. I still think Elia gets the nod due to 45 F-bombs, but this was still special in its own right.
Right now, everyone in Chicago is making lineups, 'Call up this guy, call up that guy.' If we had 50 people allowed on the roster, we could do that. That's what ticks me off about Chicago fans and Chicago media -- they forget pretty quick. A couple of days ago, we were the [bleep]ing best [bleep] in town, now we're [bleep].
''We won it a couple years ago, and we're horse[bleep]. The Cubs haven't won in 120 years, and they're the [bleep]ing best. [Bleep] it, we're good. [Bleep] everybody. We're horse[bleep], and we're going to be horse[bleep] the rest of our lives, no matter how many World Series we win. We are the bitch of Chicago. We're the Chicago bitch. We have the worst owner -- the guy's got seven [bleep]ing rings, and he's the [bleep]ing horse[bleep] owner.''
Asked why he thinks the White Sox get the short end of the stick, Guillen replied:
''Because maybe the manager is an ass[bleep].You're not an a-hole, Ozzie, you're simply the best. May Guillen always have a managerial job in Major League Baseball.
Ozzie curses a blue streak [Sun-Times]
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