Yes, PETA has written Roger Clemens a letter. Here are some of the choice words, before the letter trails off into how cows are brutally killed, blah, blah, blah.
On behalf of PETA, I'm writing to offer a suggestion that may help you fend off all the critics that are descending on you like a pack of Cubs fans going after a vendor's last beer. To prove that you don't want any nasty growth-promoting drugs in your body, go vegetarian.
In the letter, PETA suggests that Roger can achieve the boost he used to get from steroids by going vegan. In order to prove their point, PETA talk's about how Carl Lewis had his best athletic year as a vegan. That may be true, but Lewis also made this ridiculous music video when he was a vegan. So I'd advise Roger to think hard before he makes his final decision.
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