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"Caffeine + Nicotine = Protein"

That might be the quote of the year by John Daly, if not for this good sense of humor:

"Everybody's different," he explained of his less-is-more practice regimen. "I'm in better shape than Tiger."

Who knows how long Big John can keep this up. There's no doubt while others were hydrating on H20, Daly polished off a case of cigarettes and beer.

Tiger Woods shot a surprising +1. I say surprise because he played fairly well, just couldn't put down the stretch. I'm going to predict a 66 posting this afternoon.

Let's just hope John Daly's diet will keep him upright for at least another round, because this is just too much fun with him around.

"I have no idea," he said. "There was odds with all the caddies and players this week who would fall first, me or my caddie, so we made it. We made 18 holes."

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694 days ago

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Keep sucking down the D-Coke JD, you're in the lead before you've even tee'd off.

694 days ago

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Tiger birdies the 1st!

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(Edited 08/10/07 3:08PM by CriticalFanatic)

Crowd is amazing right now for JD on the 10th (his 1st) tee. One of the only guys to pull out a driver.

694 days ago

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Was there a poll for what the first round leaders would shoot today, and did I just miss looking for it? (Tiger=67 today, for -3 into the weekend!!)

694 days ago

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CriticalFanatic wrote:

Crowd is amazing right now for JD on the 10th (his 1st) tee. One of the only guys to pull out a driver.

He's gonna go down today, and hard! It's hot in the middle of the day and just horrible outside. I live in a suburb of Tulsa and I think it's 98 degrees and with humidty, probably feels like 103. I think he will have a tough day because he's out of shape.

694 days ago

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Jengirrl wrote:

Was there a poll for what the first round leaders would shoot today, and did I just miss looking for it? (Tiger=67 today, for -3 into the weekend!!)

I say -4 into weekend with a 66.

694 days ago

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Jengirrl wrote:

Was there a poll for what the first round leaders would shoot today, and did I just miss looking for it? (Tiger=67 today, for -3 into the weekend!!)

(shhh forgot to publish ;))

694 days ago

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CriticalFanatic wrote:

(shhh forgot to publish ;))

OK!!! The weekend's more important, anyway!!

694 days ago

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Jengirrl wrote:

OK!!! The weekend's more important, anyway!!

It'll be out as soon as the guys finish tonight.

694 days ago

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And it won't get any cooler on the weekend. Predicted highs in Tulsa: Saturday - 102 and on Sunday - 104.

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soonerfan150 wrote:

And it won't get any cooler on the weekend. Predicted highs in Tulsa: Saturday - 102 and on Sunday - 104.

All the better for Tiger to grrroowwwl his way in front on Sat., and pull away on Sun.

(Not that I'm biased or anything!!)

694 days ago

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JD is looking at another bogey on 11. uh oh.

694 days ago

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Jengirrl wrote:

All the better for Tiger to grrroowwwl his way in front on Sat., and pull away on Sun.

(Not that I'm biased or anything!!)

I completely agree. He is in great shape. This could work totally in his favor

694 days ago

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CriticalFanatic wrote:

JD is looking at another bogey on 11. uh oh.

I predicted that this would happen. But not this early!

694 days ago

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soonerfan150 wrote:

I predicted that this would happen. But not this early!

You and every other human that follow golf predicted this. But just the chance he doesn't is why he's so fun to watch.

694 days ago

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CriticalFanatic wrote:

You and every other human that follow golf predicted this. But just the chance he doesn't is why he's so fun to watch.

Agreed. But do you really think he is focusing 100% on golf? Because I've heard he's staying at a casino in Tulsa.

694 days ago

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CriticalFanatic wrote:

You and every other human that follow golf predicted this. But just the chance he doesn't is why he's so fun to watch.

True--you never know when the eruption will come (good--yesterday; or bad--???)

694 days ago

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Tiger birdies the 4th. Now at -1

694 days ago

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soonerfan150 wrote:

Agreed. But do you really think he is focusing 100% on golf? Because I've heard he's staying at a casino in Tulsa.

And when, exactly(outside of that first Major win at Crooked Stick) has JD EVER focused?

694 days ago

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Tiger's on the prowl!

694 days ago

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Jengirrl wrote:

And when, exactly(outside of that first Major win at Crooked Stick) has JD EVER focused?

Good point. I think it's awesome he's sponsored by Hooter's though.

694 days ago

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soonerfan150 wrote:

Good point. I think it's awesome he's sponsored by Hooter's though.

Reminds me of Roy "Tin Cup" McAvoy being sponsored by the Waffle House!!

694 days ago

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El Tigre birdies the 5th. Now 3-under through 5 holes, 2-under overall. We may have underestimated his round with a 66.

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CriticalFanatic wrote:

El Tigre birdies the 5th. Now 3-under through 5 holes, 2-under overall. We may have underestimated his round with a 66.

64 the way Tiger is playing right now. Daly still at 2-over for the day and 1-under for the championship.

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CriticalFanatic wrote:

El Tigre birdies the 5th. Now 3-under through 5 holes, 2-under overall. We may have underestimated his round with a 66.

I don't have cable at home right now, so I'll have to read the paper in the morning, and see what damage El Tigre inflicted on the field!!

694 days ago

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Tiger took a step back ... bogeyed the 7th. Woods and Daly both at -1. Although Daly just sent one way off the fairway.

694 days ago

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Sergio just hit two bunker shots back into the same bunker. Excuse me while I continue laughing ... politely, of course.

694 days ago

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CriticalFanatic wrote:

It'll be out as soon as the guys finish tonight.

I'll back you up if you forget.

694 days ago

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12 people under par at this point, and only 4 have finished!! Looks like Southern Hills is winning so far!!

694 days ago