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3/12/09

Patrick Ewing Snickers Ad Is Hilarious, Ridiculous

Get Dunked On By Patrick Chewing. Or Take Out His Knees, And Save Yourself The Embarrassment.

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Patrick Ewing is 46 years old, and has been wearing knee braces since before I was even born. So if there's one thing that I wouldn't allow to happen, it would be Patrick Ewing dunking over me. I'll pull a Muggsy Bogues and swat it, despite the ridiculous height difference.

Patrick CHEWING, on the other hand, is a creation of Snickers and their new "Snacklish" language. And if it means I get to eat some candy, then whatever. Go for it Patrick, just don't hurt yourself.

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3/12/09

Michael_Luchies

1	thats awesome....but I saw Ewing up close a couple of years ago in Houston and there is no way that guy can still dunk, he's pushing 350 for sure.

3/12/09

drn0iswatr

2	it looks like Patrick is getting quite a bit of free snickers w/ the gig

3/12/09

Pat

2	drn0iswatr wrote: it looks like Patrick is getting quite a bit of free snickers w/ the gig Most definitely. The sad part is, that jersey... the one that's way too tight on him... that's a size XXXXL

3/12/09

Michael_Luchies

0	I love the "oops" at the end..but Snickers could have created a new catchphrase right there...they missed the opportunity. I think Patrick should have yelled "BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE" or he should have taken the dude's Snickers and started giggling

3/12/09

keppieboy

1	Pat you should have never left the Knicks.

3/12/09

cinnalocks

If Pat cannot dunk anymore it has more to do with knees than weight..........as tall as he is.... jumping is not really necessary to dunk. Consider he is damn near seven feet with a three foot reach. He can palm the ball so that is not an issue and then he stretches and it is a dunk. As you youngsters will learn in time it is not the jumping up it is the coming down that discourages dunking.

3/12/09

Derrich

1	That MIGHT be the worst commercial I've ever seen. Ever.

3/12/09

rjoelmc

1	Derrich wrote: That MIGHT be the worst commercial I've ever seen. Ever. It is pretty bad! They could have had a better concept, say a one on one game with Patrick and Mini-me. Pat goes for the dunk, Mini-me punches him in the knee, steals his Snickers and giggles as he walks off the court.