Peyton Manning Pro Bowl Prank On Jay Cutler Destroys Blood Sugar Monitor

Peyton Manning Discriminates Against Diabetics And Tries To Kill Them.

2/5/09 in NFL   |   Pat   |   5232 respect

The next time Peyton Manning goes to San Diego, he might not be asked to "take a hike" like one of his commercials depicts. He may, in fact, be given a hero's welcome, especially if his diabolical plan to kill rival QB Jay Cutler someday succeeds.

Under the guise of a clever prank, Manning and some of his Pro Bowl teammates threw Jay Cutler into the hotel pool. What's wrong with that, you ask? Can't Cutler swim? Sure he can, but his blood sugar monitor that he keeps in his pocket can't. Cutler is a type 1 diabetic, and has to constantly monitor his blood sugar levels. Because of this, he keeps an electronic monitor on him at all times. While Peyton and his prankster pals Kris Dielman and Nick Mangold remembered to remove Cutler's cell phone from his pocket before dunking him, they conveniently "forgot" about the important piece of technology that Cutler relies on to keep him from a life-threatening incident.

It would appear as though Peyton also blackmailed Cutler into saying good things about him, because the morning after the incident, Cutler praised Manning's professionalism, saying that "working with Peyton has been fun. Just to see what he does day to day, how he goes about it. He's such a professional."

How much longer will we continue to allow Peyton Manning to not only assault the record books, but also his fellow QB's? Peyton Manning must be stopped now, before he tries to kill again.


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2/6/09   |   kramer   |   11004 respect

wrote:

Oh, I thought Pat had put up Belichicks picture back when he worked for the Baltimore Colts. Maybe the hoodie is catching on..........NOT

Also, looks like a douchebag in THAT picture. Cutler looks like he rolled out of bed in every picture

Is it "just rolled out of bed," or the look of a hangover?

2/6/09   |   RichmondSpider

Hope you got your tongue out of your cheek Pat - great article!  Boys will be boys - regardless of their ages!

2/5/09   |   MarkTheShark   |   590 respect

Good to see this side of you, Pat. I'll bet my house that Manning and Cutler had a 'strongest arm' competition...what with Cutler's bravado this season about his arm strength. Peyton: "hell, if you win just remember I'll put a ball boy's vest on you and call Marvin over...he'll choke your a$$ out if he sees that orange vest"

2/5/09   |   coolkraft2003   |   6 respect

prankster whose prank backfired

2/5/09   |   crypt44

 LOL! He played for NC State, he can't help it.

2/5/09   |   kramer   |   11004 respect

Pat wrote:
Yeah, kinda. That's why I picked it. But no matter what he does, he'll never beat out Philip Rivers in douchebag-ness.


That just makes me want to scream "HEYYYYY YOUUUUUUU GUYYYYYYYYYS!"

2/5/09   |   snbslugger

Pat wrote:
Yeah, kinda. That's why I picked it. But no matter what he does, he'll never beat out Philip Rivers in douchebag-ness.


That picture cracks me up every time.

2/5/09   |   Pat   |   5232 respect

crypt44 wrote:
 Off-topic but could Jay Cutler look any more like a douchebag in that picture?

Yeah, kinda. That's why I picked it. But no matter what he does, he'll never beat out Philip Rivers in douchebag-ness.


2/5/09   |   crypt44

 Off-topic but could Jay Cutler look any more like a douchebag in that picture?

2/5/09   |   freckled_wonder

But seriously. Cutler is in the Pro Bowl?

2/5/09   |   yanksawboy   |   8 respect

 he should get a fine keep your thoughts to your self

2/5/09   |   lavabuster   |   30 respect

Hmmmmmmm...... I wonder if Eli will be doing the sequel to this epic story........ :D

2/5/09   |   MrNFL   |   175 respect

Pat wrote:
Really? I had no idea.

So you mean Peyton Manning wasn't REALLY trying to kill Jay Cutler, and they were just joking around? Oh man, I really screwed the pooch on this one, huh?

2/5/09   |   Boski93   |   375 respect

Even in the off-season the Colts still make things miserable for the Broncos. . .

2/5/09   |   freckled_wonder

Cutler made it to the Pro Bowl?

2/5/09   |   Pat   |   5232 respect

TheGreat8 wrote:
hahaha wow this is ridiculous the guy was just playing around, it wasn't intentional.

Really? I had no idea.

So you mean Peyton Manning wasn't REALLY trying to kill Jay Cutler, and they were just joking around? Oh man, I really screwed the pooch on this one, huh?

2/5/09   |   Raider_Dave   |   47 respect

"How much longer will we continue to allow Peyton Manning to not only assault the record books, but also his fellow QB's? Peyton Manning must be stopped now, before he tries to kill again."

Great line.  I knew from the title of the post that it had to be written by Pat, especially because in the Denver Post article it mentions first and foremost Nick Mangold and Chris Dielman, all Peyton Manning did was make sure his cell phone didn't go in with him.  Just some Pro-Bowl guys having some Pro-Bowl fun.

2/5/09   |   kramer   |   11004 respect

Bryp777 wrote:
Was the pool full of sharks with laser beams on there heads?   Sounds just like something Peyton "Dr. Evil" Manning would do.

Pat forgot to mention that Cutler also had to pay Peyton $100 billion dollars!

2/5/09   |   Bryp777

Was the pool full of sharks with laser beams on there heads?   Sounds just like something Peyton "Dr. Evil" Manning would do.

2/5/09   |   snbslugger

MarkW49ers wrote:
Pranks...They are all fun and games until someone losses an eye!

Or a toe, or the leg just below the knee.

2/5/09   |   MarkW49ers   |   2 respect

Pranks...They are all fun and games until someone losses an eye!

2/5/09   |   100%InjuryRate   |   1283 respect

TheGreat8 wrote:
hahaha wow this is ridiculous the guy was just playing around, it wasn't intentional.

Well they don't have electronic monitors in Hawaii*, so it was a bit a problem.

*complete lie

2/5/09   |   TheGreat8

hahaha wow this is ridiculous the guy was just playing around, it wasn't intentional.

2/5/09   |   JHOLE

"He's such a professional."

...professional killer...