If you don't know who Phil Hellmuth is, he's a very good professional poker player. However, he's also an enormous tool on a grand scale. And because he apparently wanted to create a ton of space between himself and Chad Johnson for the title of biggest jackass in all of pro sports (although I don't consider poker a sport and neither should you), he decided to show up to the World Series of Poker dressed as General Patton with 11 women in tow.

Seriously. I wish I was making this up. (Pics come courtesy of the always awesome Busted Coverage, which has several more)


By the way, if you're wondering why there are 11 women, it's because each one represents one of his World Series of Poker bracelets. Oh man does this dude ever need a serious beat down. Speaking of which, Chuck Liddell was actually at Hellmuth's table yesterday. And as you can see, he was clearly excited by General Tool's arrival.


I don't know about you, but I would have been happy to have let Liddell seriously rough up Hellmuth. I'd have even ponied up for the overpriced Pay-Per-View package to see it.

Phil Hellmuth makes WSOP Entrance [Busted Coverage]