Maybe this ridiculous burger will distract Pirates fans from 20+ years of mediocrity
The Pirates will miss the playoffs once again this year. It's inevitable.
But if they have their way, fans won't even be around long enough to find out.
The Pirates are now serving something called the Brunch Burger at their games, and it seems like it's pretty much designed to give someone a heart attack.
That having been said, it looks absolutely delicious, and I want one. Actually, I want ten.
The Brunch Burger is a burger with bacon, cheddar cheese and a fried egg delicately placed between what appears to be a glazed donut with sprinkles.
Who needs wins when you have a hand-held heart attack machine like this?