But perhaps that's still too thug for you, since it involves a loaded weapon. All right then, let's go to something that's just straight out total dumbass.
It seems that the always responsible Plaxico Giant is being sued in Lebanon County, Pennsylvania, over a car lease that he allegedly didn't honor. That is of course if by "didn't honor" you mean "never returned the damn car." Seriously, I wish I was making this up.
You know what, I'm not sure who's the bigger dumbass here. Plaxico for leasing and not returning a freaking Avalanche (seriously, those cars suck) or the car dealer who gave Plaxico the car in exchange for autographs. I'm seroiusly leaning towards the car dealer, in all honesty.
Anyway, Plaxico is supposed to appear in court tomorrow in Pennslyvania, but considering Plax habitually never showed up to Giants team meetings that he was, you know, PAID to attend, and he more or less stole this damn vehicle through sheer laziness, I would put the odds of him making it to court at 0%.
God almightly, Plax. You are seriously one of a kind. Here's hoping you never retire.
Football player Burress lands in Lebanon court [Penn Live] via [Deadspin]