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Porn Star Sophia Rossi Says Pat Burrell Is Immature
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Pat Burrell Is Immature, Says Porn Star Sophia Rossi. Ummm... Exactly What Does THAT Mean, Ms. Rossi?

3/5/09 in MLB   |   Pat   |   4510 respect

Current Tampa Bay Ray and former Phillies slugger Pat Burrell was briefly involved with porn star Sophia Rossi. As porn stars tend to do, she went on the Howard Stern show this morning and discussed the various men she has slept with.

Pat Burrell, of course, was one of the men she talked about. When asked about her relationship with him, she said that he was immature.

She didn't elaborate on this, but when a porn star says you're immature, that can't be a good sign.

Was she talking about his tendency to make fart jokes, or his inability to live on his own? His lack of body hair? Probably not. In this case, it seems a lot like she's insinuating that she wishes his infamous middle finger picture would look more like this when you black out the bird:




She has apparently slept with Tommy Lee as well, so this might be a little unfair. As Philly Burbs points out, most guys seem immature compared to Tommy Lee.

In case you're not familiar with Ms. Rossi, here are a few pics to help get you acquainted. Looks like Pat the Bat might want to work on his immaturity...









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3/8/09   |   ffersiejoy

truth is she just want some publicity

3/6/09   |   martin2000mar

wrote:
And Pat Burell is who????? Nice Pics....

3/6/09   |   lioneleldrine

 Pat needs to be on steroids to satisfy this THING

3/5/09   |   Variant   |   1 respect

(Edited by Variant)

maybe he was just saying " smell my finger?  "

3/5/09   |   djjfrench   |   67 respect

I'm sure Pat said: "Suck my @#%%. Then go home."

3/5/09   |   Chachi_Azzhola   |   2 respect

jayasdaddy wrote:
Holy Hell in a hand basket.Pat u must be stupid to let this fox go. He must not kow how to round her bases!!!

Are you f-----g kidding?  This silicone skank is giving up three different body orifices to every Tom, Dick and Harry on a porn set - epecially that middle guy - often all at the same time!  Let her go?  Why the hell was he with the tattooed piece of trash to begin with?

3/5/09   |   DigitalSquire   |   1 respect

Yea ... like Pat is worried about it. This chick gets paid to take it in every hole.  pffft

3/5/09   |   BluDevil   |   618 respect

Stern rules! Baba Booey! Where else would we get this kind of hard hitting info, the herd? I don't think so.

3/5/09   |   buckthissports   |   10 respect

chil out shes seen more then a finger

3/5/09   |   Derrich

jswol54 wrote:
Thanks for the mammaries!

*snicker*

3/5/09   |   shaboo_68

as a life long phillies fan pat being inmature may or may not be true. my only question is when was he seeing this girl was it during his first season of struggling at the plate, or his second or third, if it was i can at least see where his mind and bat was. now we all understand.

3/5/09   |   Bravesfan23

   All I know is that I have seen this girl in action more than once in adult films and she is "BANGIN"......literally and figuratively!  lol  I hope that she just said that about Burrell as a joke and it not being true.  Cuz I wanna know exactly what it is that makes Burrell so immature.

3/5/09   |   primo   |   1 respect

so pat's love life is a lot like his bat... a whole bunch of swinging but mostly whiffing

3/5/09   |   jswol54   |   19957 respect

derms33 wrote:
Why would you date a porn star?  Gross dude.  The only way you wouldn't look immature is if Pat used the Bat
(Edited by jswol54)

As a guy that has slept with plenty of whores and sorostitutes in his day, I see no problem dating a porn star.  Taking her home to mom is one thing, but just having some fun is another.  Tell me you wouldn't want to hit up your favorite watering hole in the company of a porn star most guys dream about banging.

3/5/09   |   Pat   |   4510 respect

jswol54 wrote:
Thanks for the mammaries!

Best. Comment. EVAR.

3/5/09   |   jswol54   |   19957 respect

Thanks for the mammaries!

3/5/09   |   derms33   |   17228 respect

Why would you date a porn star?  Gross dude.  The only way you wouldn't look immature is if Pat used the Bat

3/5/09   |   DigitalSquire   |   1 respect

Exerpt from this girls conversations:

*giggle*
*bats eye lashes*
*licks lips*
"so you wanna?"


3/5/09   |   DigitalSquire   |   1 respect

She's a porn star ... everyone on the block has had her.

3/5/09   |   half_baked   |   846 respect

What...immature...as in lack of calibre???

If he came after Tommy Lee, he'll likely need a 2X4 strapped to his backside to avoid the inevitable plunge into the black hole...

3/5/09   |   keppieboy   |   158 respect

 Her upperbody is soooo big is she on steriods maybe she should be tested.

3/5/09   |     |   1 respect

And Pat Burell is who????? Nice Pics....

3/5/09   |   jayasdaddy

Holy Hell in a hand basket.Pat u must be stupid to let this fox go. He must not kow how to round her bases!!!

3/5/09   |   Raider_Dave   |   47 respect

(Edited by Raider_Dave)

Gotta love the photo edit job on whomever cropped the black bar in there to make that middle finger that much more obvious...

The only question is if she was with Tommy Lee before or after Pat Burrell, because there may be a few clinics he needs to hit up and quick!