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4/21/08
Ralphie V Is A DIVISION I MASCOT!11! Leads Colorado Buffaloes In Spring Game Rushing
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Thanks to EDSBS for the video and excellent play-by-play of the Colorado Buffaloes mascot, Ralphie V, shedding her harness and destroying one of the handlers en route to a lengthy run across Folsom Field.
Handler One: Ralphie, that’s a good girl.
Handler Two: Man, she’s flipping me out right now.
Ralphie: Trample. Kill. Ram. Trample. Gore. Crush crush trample. Fear. Two legs everywhere. Trample them all. Desperate hunger for grass. Kill.
Handler Three: We’ve got to go in two.
Handler One: Look at her eyes. It’s just one pit of black surrounded by white fear. God, that’s unnerving.
Ralphie V: Hunger. All that grass. Must crush, then eat. Sun. Buffalo in heaven. Demand blood. Ram. Stomp. Run. Kick. Destroy two legs.
Handler Two: Where’s Trey? He’s supposed to be here. We can’t do this with just three handlers.
Handler Three: We ready to go? Trey,
Handler Four: Hey, guys, when are we—AAAIIIIGGGHHHHH
The Buffaloes 2nd leading rusher only tallied 43 yards. Ralphie had at least 83 on this gallop. Don't think Dan Hawkins won't figure out a way to use her this fall.

Welcome back to the Big 12, Bo Pelini. Bam.
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4/21/08
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Im surprised the Hippies in Boulder still allow a live Mascot.  There has to be a huge PETA faction out there (both PETA's actually).  And I don't see the last two embedded videos/pics.  Kind of like to see what you had about Pelini there.

4/21/08
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Ralphie showing he can bounce it outside. That is going to help his draft stock.

 
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