Rangers' Tortorella in a Hilariously-Tight-Lipped Press Conference

While the Rangers-Devils series has been what we expected on the ice-- a defensive, hard-hitting, shot-blocking, Eastern-seaboard-scrap, the most entertaining thing to emerge this past week is, in my opinion, John Tortorella. Check out this hilariously-tight-lipped press conference from Torts. 

It's been said that it is a very foolish move to piss off the New York media, but I'm thinking if anybody can pull it off and remain unscathed, it's John Tortorella. In an attempt to poke fun at the information bunker Tortorella has built around the Rangers during this playoff run, the Daily News came out with this back page: 

I repeat, unscathed.