Murderer? Maybe.Obstructer of justice? Certainly.
Cheater? Possibly.
Monday Night Football analyst? Sigh, yes.
Ray Lewis has officially joined ESPN, and will be part of their Monday Night Football entourage.
Fortunately, he won't actually be on the field, so you won't have to hear him quote passages of scripture that have nothing to do with the situation, or watch his absurdly self aggrandizing dance.
Make no mistake, however. Lewis and ESPN will find a way to make the broadcasts about him. They'll make sure to incorporate some ridiculous pre-game speech or some other moronic and stereotypical Ray Lewis nonsense in there. Trust me, it'll happen.
What do you think about this move? Are you excited to see Ray Lewis on Monday Night Football? Or are you as disappointed as I am?






3/13/13 |
JrCanuckFan
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10049 respect
My mute button will be getting a little more use than it has been.
3/13/13 |
Pat
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4514 respect
3/13/13 | kobe_lova | 52006 respect
Was this written by a Pats fan?!
And, who the hell retires and immediately turns to tv. Take a break, Ray, ffs.
And, if it's not Mayock or Chuckie, I tend to tune them out anyway. Oh, and Al cause he's great.
3/13/13 | orangemen90 | 1883 respect
There are so many old ex football players that no one listens to anything they say... Its all scripted..
3/13/13 |
Jess
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28022 respect
Meh, whatever. I usually block the MNF guys out anyway.
3/13/13 | fionnan125
go **** yourself, ray lewis is god. anything he does is amazing. he ***** gold bars