Your Monday nights just got a little bit worse
Obstructer of justice? Certainly.
Monday Night Football analyst? Sigh, yes.
Ray Lewis has officially joined ESPN, and will be part of their Monday Night Football entourage.
Fortunately, he won't actually be on the field, so you won't have to hear him quote passages of scripture that have nothing to do with the situation, or watch his absurdly self aggrandizing dance.
Make no mistake, however. Lewis and ESPN will find a way to make the broadcasts about him. They'll make sure to incorporate some ridiculous pre-game speech or some other moronic and stereotypical Ray Lewis nonsense in there. Trust me, it'll happen.
What do you think about this move? Are you excited to see Ray Lewis on Monday Night Football? Or are you as disappointed as I am?