Thanks to Mr. Irrelevant and With Leather for making me aware that Redskins Tight End Chris Cooley has now surpassed Gilbert Arenas as the best pro athlete blogger.

One thing I've enjoyed about this new wave of athlete blogs (you can throw Curtis Granderson in this mix as well) is that their willingness to to interact with fans and just be themselves. No patronizing posts, and more importantly, no lame Q&A sessions with politically correct responses.

Case in point, Captain Chaos answered a few questions on Monday. One astute fan wanted to know "who would win in a tag team match between Chris and Christy and Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson?"

How did he respond? Perfectly.

"The tag team match would start off with Christy and Jessica in the ring. Someone would come out of the stands with a cooler of beer and a couple of stools for Tony and I. We would proceed to sit ringside and high-five while clothes were furiously ripped off. In my world the match would end in Jes tapping out to a vicious choke hold, and I wouldn't be surprised if Christy dropped an elbow on her before she poured beer all over herself to celebrate."

Yes, sir! Best of all, he included links pointing to hot pictures of his fiancé and Jessica, just in case we needed some assistance with imagining such a scene.

Bravo, Chris. I can't compete with that.