Hello, I'm the replacement referee who threw his hands up signalling for a TD last night, and it's become apparent to me, through being near my cell phone, surfing the internet, walking around in America, and seeing the way the sun rose so angrily this morning, that people are upset about that call. Please, let me explain, and if you don't like one explanation, just move down the list until you see one that seems suitable enough.
1. By throwing up two opposite signals in the aftermath of the play, the other ref and I were not disagreeing with each other, but instead playing a new version of rock-paper-scissors known as TD-INT-WTF. In TD-INT-WTF, TD beats INT. FYI, WTF beats everything, which is why you've been seeing that call made all season.
2. Up until the final play, we had made a total of 19 terrible calls. It was simply Green Bay's turn. Fair's fair.
3. One could plainly see that Jennings possessed that ball when it came down. What people don't realize is that when Russell Wilson released the pass he did not yell "500," but threw Green Bay for a loop by tossing a "bankrupt" out there instead. A veteran move from a rookie, if you ask me.
4. If you look at #24 in the photo above, he's also signalling TD. So, yeah, go yell at that guy.
5. The "rulebook" they gave us that I haven't quite gotten around to yet clearly states that if a player catches the player who catches the ball, then it is a reception/touchdown/go Seahawks.
6. Hey, what would you do if you were hired for a job way above your qualifications? I'm wingin' it! Don't hate the player...
7. What? I wasn't signaling for a TD! I thought hands in the air was the international signal for "I'm having a good time!" People are so uptight. Go Hawks.
8. I'm lonely.
9. While I have neither Golden Tate or the Green Bay defense on my fantasy team, thoughts of my fantasy team entered my mind, I panicked, and don't remember much after that.
10. Come on, figure it out for yourself, I'm a Seahawks fan.
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