Ron Zook is well known for being a master recruiter. In the blink of an eye he took a dormant University of Illinois team to the Rose Bowl. You can debate how Zook has consistently recruited top tier talent regardless of where he's been (illegal shenanigans, booster money, this picture), but whatever it is, he's got it.
But one place he didn't have it was at Wrigley Field yesterday. Zook got to do "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" and naturally he butchered it.
But that's all right Ron. You're not even near the worst ever. Here are the truly terrible.
Here's Jeff Gordon, who actually got booed during his rendition.
And here's Eddie Vedder, drunk as a skunk. And giving the famous "buy me some peanuts and CRACK!" line.
I'd add Danica Patrick's version, but she was so boring she'd put you to sleep. So let's instead go with Ozzy Osbourne, who seems to have an absolute stranglehold on the worst rendition of the song ever. By the way, is he still alive?
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