The Saints have had a somewhat crappy season so far, seeing as they're last in the NFC South at 5-5. But it turns out they're also taking the term "crappy" a little too far. It seems that Saints team owner Tom Benson also owns a few car dealerships, and ever year he each year he brings a set of new cars to the team facility in the hopes of getting some of the players to make a purchase. Apparently the players are continually annoyed by this because Benson offers to special deal to them.
According to Pro Football Talk:
On Saturday, when players arrived at the facility to continue preparations for Monday night’s home game against the Packers, more than one of the cars was coated in a certain byproduct of the human digestive system.
It's believed that two or more players were responsible for the mess, but we've yet to confirm the names of the suspects.
It's believed that two or more players were responsible for the mess, but we've yet to confirm the names of the suspects.
Well of course it was two or more players. Unless someone was working the Ex-Lax extra hard. Also, just thinking about how they got the goods out there makes me want to hurl.
Now, there's obviously no way to be 100% sure that this story is true, but you'd have to assume it is. After all, covering a car in crap isn't exactly something that goes unnoticed.
Of course, there's always the possibility that it wasn't even a Saints player. Anyone know what Najeh Davenport is doing these days?
A bizarre story from the Bayou [Pro Football Talk]
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