You Can Do Better, Sasha.
When you're a pro basketball player, and play for the LA Lakers, I'd have to imagine that you can get almost any woman you'd want. That's also exactly why these photos shouldn't exist, but yet somehow they do. This is Sasha Vujacic of the Lakers (courtesy of Busted Coverage) getting mauled by a cougar Lakers groupie who was probably doing the same thing when the team moved to town from Minneapolis in 1960. It admittedly frightening looking at these pictures.
There's one more photo, but seriously, you don't want to see it. By the way, I'm a little disturbed by how happy Sasha looks. In all honesty, there should be a photo of him swinging a pool cue at this cougar to keep her away.
Or better yet, according to safety instructions from Olympic National Park, "Do all you can to appear larger. For example, open your jacket and raise and wave your arms." That'll definitely scare her off.
Hollywood Cougar Attacks Lakers’ Sasha Vujacic [Busted Coverage]