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4/1/09
Seattle Seahawks Third Jerseys For 2009 Are Lime Green And A Disaster
Sweet Merciful Crap! The Seahawks' Third Jerseys For The 2009 Season Are Awful.
Despite the fact that this post is going up on April Fool's Day, it is not an April Fool's joke. It seems that yesterday at some point, designs for the Seattle Seahawks' new alternate jersey leaked out. I first found the jersey on 4chan, but confirmed that it first appeared on Green Glare, a well known Seahawks blog, on March 31st (so not an April Fool's joke). UniWatch also confirmed that this jersey has been rumored to be coming out for months, so here you go, the third jersey for your 2009 Seattle Seahawks.



Good lord those things are ugly. It'll be like a lime green popsicle running down the field. Or a giant booger.


You know what, I'll just stop now.

But seriously, I can't be the only one that thinks these Seahawks jerseys give the old Tampa Bay Bucs ones a run for the money.


Man, I tell you what. It's one close call in my mind. Also, I'm really hungry for sherbet right about now.
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4/1/09
8
T.J. Houshitaaki mushrooms, those jerseys are creepy.

4/1/09
2
DEFINITELY the running booger, that's what it reminds me of................

4/1/09
12
Huh... well not as ulgy as their W-L record at least.

4/1/09
5
Man, those things are putrid! But I liked the old Tampa Bay uniforms. Back in the day when they played in the Big Sombrero.

4/1/09
6
Seattle has been toying with making the accent stripe color a full-fledged jersey for a while now.  I never though it would become a reality, but there you go.

49ers debut new duds on April 25.  Hopefully they look better than this.

4/1/09
5
It seems that Seattle is planning to merge their NFL franchise with their MLS franchise since they both have the lime green alt. jerseys...

4/1/09
3
Wow that is just nasty 

4/1/09
19
*prepares aspirin, pillows, and some ice for when Jess sees this and faints*

4/1/09
2
those. are. awful.

4/1/09
13
gearhead wrote:
*prepares aspirin, pillows, and some ice for when Jess sees this and faints*
Are you kidding? She's got her credit card out double-checking the spelling of HOUSHMANDZADEH.

4/1/09
5
Could this be an April Fools Day joke?

4/1/09
2
ChargerJim wrote:
Could this be an April Fools Day joke?
I doubt it, this leaked out on March 31st, and was confirmed by UniWatch. So i'd think it's pretty legit.

4/1/09
2
I hadn't realized that the Lions "new" unis had already leaked.  Hopefully the Niners, Phins, and Jags unveil some better jerseys than the Lions and Seahawks have.

4/1/09
9
These are hideous. I've actually seen people wearing similar jerseys to these in the stadium the last couple of years and I always say "WHY!?" - leave the green as an accent for the love of all that his holy.

No Eric - I won't faint. Thank goodness they're the THIRD jersey and I won't have to see it on a regular basis.
No Scott - I won't be buying a Houshmandzadeh jersey...I'd like to see how he works out on my team before I decide to get him traded, injured, force him into retirement...

4/1/09
2
I feel bad for for TJ Housmanzadeh...  He made a good choice to get out of cincinnati and go somewhere knew but now on the field he is still going to look like an idiot!!!  It really looks horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4/1/09
2
snbslugger wrote:
Seattle has been toying with making the accent stripe color a full-fledged jersey for a while now.  I never though it would become a reality, but there you go.

49ers debut new duds on April 25.  Hopefully they look better than this.
Ummm... unless they go with gold unis with red and black accents, there's no way they could possibly be worse... or even compare.

4/1/09
2
Pat wrote:
Ummm... unless they go with gold unis with red and black accents, there's no way they could possibly be worse... or even compare.
I like the current ones but the team has said "Don't be surprised to see championship colors".  I think a version of the old 80's ones could do well.  I do like the gold addition to the oval, so maybe they lose the dark garnet and go back to the red.  Either way, my WIllis jersey is on hold until after Draft Day.

4/1/09
2
The neon green the WLAF used for the Orlando Thunder was much brighter than this.  I always thought they looked pretty cool, too.

4/1/09
6
snbslugger wrote:
The neon green the WLAF used for the Orlando Thunder was much brighter than this.  I always thought they looked pretty cool, too.
Here you go



4/1/09
2
 "Good lord those things are ugly. It'll be like a lime green popsicle running down the field. Or a giant booger."

HAHAHAHAHA  ROTFL!!!!!    I'm crying cause I'm laughing so hard...Hasselbeck looks so funny!

4/1/09
3
Those are kinda hard on the eyes. But I liked and miss the Tampa jersey's. Guess I am partial to the orange.

4/1/09
4
"Sweet Merciful Crap!"

Great Simpsons reference.

4/1/09
3
YEEEEESSSSHHHHH!!!!! Do those things glow in the dark too???

4/1/09
3
CMor25 wrote:
It seems that Seattle is planning to merge their NFL franchise with their MLS franchise since they both have the lime green alt. jerseys...
But their soccer team can play.

4/1/09
2
snbslugger wrote:
I like the current ones but the team has said "Don't be surprised to see championship colors".  I think a version of the old 80's ones could do well.  I do like the gold addition to the oval, so maybe they lose the dark garnet and go back to the red.  Either way, my WIllis jersey is on hold until after Draft Day.
I absolutely love their 80's jerseys. They just scream "winners".

It doesn't matter how good the team is... when they're wearing those uniforms, it just SEEMS like they're dominant, even if they're not.

4/1/09
4
fred77008 wrote:
But their soccer team can play.
yeah, but it is Seattle, and the city is clearly trying to conform every team to similar colors; just wait, the Mariners are going to have lime green alternates as well soon enough...and that's why the basketball team was truly kicked out of town...not because the owner had roots in Oklahoma ;)

4/1/09
2
I just can't hate on Seattle.  It's not fair.

4/1/09
4
(Edited by ruvian)
Looks like they're trying to have the Seahawks & MLS's Sounders have matching uniforms. Paul Allen is part owner of the Seattle Sounders.


4/1/09
2
MrNFL wrote:
"Sweet Merciful Crap!"

Great Simpsons reference.
Thank you for noticing, my friend.

4/1/09
3
Jess wrote:
These are hideous. I've actually seen people wearing similar jerseys to these in the stadium the last couple of years and I always say "WHY!?" - leave the green as an accent for the love of all that his holy.

No Eric - I won't faint. Thank goodness they're the THIRD jersey and I won't have to see it on a regular basis.
No Scott - I won't be buying a Houshmandzadeh jersey...I'd like to see how he works out on my team before I decide to get him traded, injured, force him into retirement...
I'm gettin a Housh jersey!

4/1/09
2
sknowman14 wrote:
Those are kinda hard on the eyes. But I liked and miss the Tampa jersey's. Guess I am partial to the orange.
You're in luck - the Bucs are supposedly going to play a game this season in the Bucco Bruce Cremesicle unis!

However, those lime green unis for the Seahawks are just wrong....

4/1/09
3
As a Seahawks fan.... I'm ashamed of these new uniforms.  Did Deion Branch design these awful things?!?

4/1/09
2
, And We Just Got Housh' Too. Wrong Direction, Wrong Direction

4/1/09
4
Mmmmm, lime green goodness.

4/1/09
6
At least grass stains will be of no concern this year.

4/1/09
2
I think they're badass myself.

4/1/09
2

I'll bet they got they're idea from the sounders' jerseys.

At least now people will pay attention to the seahawks...


4/1/09
2
That's the most turbl jersey in the history of EVAR.

4/1/09
0
those r some BRIGHT jerseys...!?

4/1/09
2
Those third jerseys might become the primary ones if they help the qb pick out receivers downfield...

4/1/09
0
no kidding.....

4/1/09
0
Orange is my favorite color, so I always loved those jerseys. These new Seattle uniforms are beyond awful.

4/1/09
0
i honestly don't think those jerseys are bad at all. And if they can match the performance of Seattle Sounders FC (through the first two weeks anyways) no one will be complaining

4/1/09
0
(Edited by Mols12)

Sounders do rock so........ maybe lime green is lucky?
Seahawks sure could use some luck


4/1/09
0
Seahawks sure do need some luck...

4/1/09
5
100%InjuryRate wrote:
Here you go


Could you imagine those in HD?  Oh hell yeah..

4/2/09
3
(Edited by streetballer123)
Maybe they should focus on improving their team rather than the uniforms. How many wins did they have last season? Like, negative 24?

4/2/09
3
Uhm...I'm sure that's on the "to-do list", as with any team.

4/2/09
3
snbslugger wrote:
Could you imagine those in HD?  Oh hell yeah..
You know Lee Corso once coached the Orlando Thunder. Seriously, I kid you not.

4/2/09
17
Those aren't that bad...did you see the Lions 3rd uni for the 2009 season?


4/2/09
5
Too bad these weren't out before we did that article showcasing the ugliest NFL jerseys in history, this would've easily been top 3.

4/2/09
2
(Edited by 18packabs)
at least they will look as bad as they have played recently.

4/2/09
2
dukebluedevils15 wrote:
I feel bad for for TJ Housmanzadeh...  He made a good choice to get out of cincinnati and go somewhere knew but now on the field he is still going to look like an idiot!!!  It really looks horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do you figure he made a good choice to get out of Cincy? What exactly did he gain by going to Seattle?

4/2/09
7
The Packers and Jets became "green" with envy upon seeing the new Seahawks alternate jerseys.

4/2/09
4
This is what happens when you use a pack of Life Savers as a reference to select your color scheme.

4/2/09
1
ruvian wrote:
Looks like they're trying to have the Seahawks & MLS's Sounders have matching uniforms. Paul Allen is part owner of the Seattle Sounders.

now those are hardcore..

4/2/09
0
I don't think they look bad... Throw in some green shoes..

And I also liked the old Tampa unis...

4/2/09
1
(Edited by Jess)
Thats some funny sh*t...

4/2/09
0
in the comments section of today's uni watch blog, it was CONFIRMED that it is an april fools joke. no green alts... for now.

4/2/09
6
Does Oliver Stone know that the Seahawks raided his prop department from "Any Given Sunday"?

4/2/09
0
redsox1002003 wrote:
in the comments section of today's uni watch blog, it was CONFIRMED that it is an april fools joke. no green alts... for now.
haha if that's true, then it was an especially good one - especially since I've actually seen these as fan jerseys so it wasn't beyond my comprehension. Funny.

4/2/09
0
This has bad written all over it

4/2/09
3
How come whenever I look at those things I can taste sour apple Now-n-Laters???

4/2/09
1
Let's not forget the Eagles 3rd jerseys.

4/2/09
0
BearcatFan wrote:
How do you figure he made a good choice to get out of Cincy? What exactly did he gain by going to Seattle?
he went 2 a better team...  even tho seatle had a worse record the bengals are on a way worse downward spiral!!

4/2/09
3
Jess wrote:
Let's not forget the Eagles 3rd jerseys.
Why not??? I almost had it blocked out of my mind!

4/2/09
0
Turns out this all was actually an April Fools Joke.

4/2/09
3
BearcatFan wrote:
How do you figure he made a good choice to get out of Cincy? What exactly did he gain by going to Seattle?
Uh... Dolla Dolla Bills Ya'll... You Don't Have To Be A Rocket Scientist, Wait, Your Saying It Wasn't About The Money, Well Then Cincy Isn't exactly A Perenial Playoff Contender As Well, Seattle although an exception with the last year were 4x NFC West Champions, Not Exactly The Best Division But It's Not Like They Were 7-9 When Thay Won Each Year.

4/2/09
4
better than the colts' new helmet:

4/2/09
0
Mols12 wrote:
better than the colts' new helmet:
oh my god. that is great.

4/2/09
1

Peyton Manning would look great in it.....!!!


4/3/09
0
Can I give the popsicle picture +10000, it makes me laugh everytime I see it

9/17/09
0
THESE ARE FAKES!!!!!! this has been going around for awhile! its all propaganda!!!!

9/17/09
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asylem0606 wrote:
THESE ARE FAKES!!!!!! this has been going around for awhile! its all propaganda!!!!
Thank you for pointing something out we all new about on April 2nd.

9/18/09
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asylem0606 wrote:
THESE ARE FAKES!!!!!! this has been going around for awhile! its all propaganda!!!!
haha sorry man,.. new to this site. didnt see the date,.. Ill be sure to look next time ;)

 
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